Lakeridge

A place where half the people there think they’re ghetto but there not. Half the students do some sort of drug, whether it be nic or just flat out whipping out their baked bar or cart and hitting that shit loud asf in the bathroom. It’s also the place where we boast about our football team where in the last 3 years have won 9 games in total.

Person 1: what school you go to?
Person 2: lakeridge
Person 1: fakeridge you mean?
Person 2: same difference

by praise pluto August 30, 2022

latered

Used to describe the extent of drunkenness at any given state.

Dan and I drank so much last night, we were so latered.

Dude you are way to latered to drive.

by Bobby Steele April 1, 2007

Lazered

The act of playing laser tag with a group of friends after dropping acid.

Only losers get slizzered, all the cool kids these days go get lazered

by Bnerdlatin January 16, 2011

layered

A mixture of intoxicants in the blood stream.

Boys, its going in all directions tonight. This girl is talking like a Turk and my feet feel like fuzzy felts...I am well and truly layered

by Drop September 22, 2003

Lasered Vagina

A procedure saught after by typically the most respective females of any society both morally and ethically committed to maintaining the hairless vaginal appearance of a 10 year old girl, through a revolutionary procedure that directs laser beams directly to the vagina to mutilate all bothersome hair follicles for eternity.
These brave women risk it all for the right to replace the worry of shaving that pesky pubic hair and increase their free time for more important things, like casually hinting at the fact their vagina is hairless near men at an ears distance for not reason whatsoever.

"yo bob you hear that? Cindy lasered her fckn vagina, big ole fake titties, tough ring, tramp stamp, why doesn't the bitch ask bros for the dick?"

bob "you haven't dicked her down?"

"well ya who hasn't?, might go back for more with this lasered vagina"

by Dumb_shit_thots_do January 8, 2020

Lauered

When you push the button underneath your desk to lock the door on a young female and show her your genitals.

You know that new intern we have, I Lauered her this morning and man was she pissed.

by Chadwinkle September 1, 2018

Layered

To get so owned by forces out of your control you mention mention in for the rest of your life in conversation with your buddies.

Always referring back to that fateful month in the summer of 2021 when we lost 100k collectively via a rug pull.

Yo remember when we got layered, jive lost 60k bro.

by Sleepyjoebipump October 6, 2021