Honkey Konkey

a leather-clad man-slave with an affinity for western wear.

Man 1: "When did they start letting Honkey Konkey's in here?"
Man 2: "I don't know, but he sure has a nice hat."

by The Congos November 8, 2007

Konkey

Referring to a full grown adult that lacks basic intellect. Much like a donkey or a kid. Kid+donkey=konkey

Man that dude was such a Konkey!

by Embey September 13, 2016

konkey

A Large, Hairy, Male Reproductive organ, often infected with STD's Or Other Diseases

I Wouldn't Let Him fuck me With That Konkey.

by Elizabeth Noel November 22, 2007

konkey dong

when you're about to konk someone in the dong. specifically donkey kong

I konkey dong ed multiple people in my class today

by hjafullllllllllbj November 13, 2020

konkey dong

dont play with it too much or it might break
multiplayer konkey dong is fun

hey wanna come (over) and play konkey dong with me?

by _Dr. Evil February 14, 2003

Knonkty-Bread

an insult to use on people you dont like. it has nothing to do bread. shortened version is knonkty

that women's a knonkty-bread for thinking i did it.

by ninja222 July 24, 2011

a ass shit konkey wacker

one who frequently shits from the ass while wacking his konkey with several large sticks.

my new neighbor is a ass shit konkey wacker, he loves dropping a pipinghotloaf while smackin his konkey.

by hoey456 April 3, 2007