knobjockey

A term used to decribe a male who likes to behave like a total prick, in any area ...
Particularly driving
In the pub
Pulling the birds.

Also known as a Scally, Pikey or wanker.

"Dave's such a knobjockey!"

"Piss off knobjock!"

by Sabs January 31, 2003

knobjack

(noun) Out in the cold your balls go hard and contract against the knobshaft, lifting the knob horizontal

Judging by the knobjack in Paul's swimming trunks, he'd been in the water some time.

by Alarick September 12, 2006

knobsocks

Skinny jeans worn by men

What a fashion victim wearing his knobsocks
I wouldn’t wear those knobsocks if you paid me

by nogbadthebad September 24, 2020

knobjocky

alexandender waterlander

some one who likes knobs

by zakman August 29, 2003

Knobsock

Scottish

The politically correct way to address a NED.

A used condom.

"Fuck off ya wee knobsock, or I'll rip your arm off and beat you and the rest of your team to death with it"

by MagicMoonMonkey February 15, 2005

knobjockey

someone who is a complete and utter arse clart

James hooker {he lives in hawkhurst}

by josh September 1, 2003

knobjokey

A person who makes jokes about door and cabinet knobs, but is often misunderstood to be a knobjockey.

Did you hear the hilarious one that knobjokey told about the oak door who met the elm cabinet?

by Trae C. March 21, 2008