Kneepkens

A last name with a Dutch origin. There are not very many people with this last name, somewhere around 2,000. The K is not pronounced, just like every other English word that starts with "Kn", but people still seem to mispronounce it. Teachers are usually the best at butchering its pronunciation.

My last name is Kneepkens, one of the best you can have!

by Kneeps May 5, 2009

kneelesting

The act of molesting ones knee inadvertedly during a conversation.

"Amanda stop kneelesting me" yells Moose.

by AmandaPandaSanda October 2, 2006

kneeler

someone who tends to masturbate mostly from the knees, usually on Linoleum or hard wood floors. this subject tends to have a sexual abuse history, stemming from an uncle getting knuckle deep into thier 9 yr old cornhole.

that dude's such a kneeler. i caught him kneeling and spanking it my neighbors flower bed the other day.

by ryan debloney September 7, 2005

Keneplex

Keneplex is the number 10^9754

A large and abundant number

There's a Keneplex number of possibilites

by Maine05 August 7, 2017

kneeper

Penis lemon

Bren wanted Dans kneeper

by Pupper b July 16, 2019

Red Kneeler

Person who will do ANYTHING to advance in professional life.

Similar to a brown noser, where the nose of the person is up the superiors butt a Red Kneeler has sore knees from Felating the superiors to gain advancement.

Isabelle is completely incompetent, but because she's a red kneeler she gains advancement.

by The Non Kneeler September 16, 2010

kneeler

Someone who gets down on their knees and sits on their feet when they are masturbating to porn.

You could tell he was a kneeler by the rug burns on his knees and the stains on his thighs.

by Scotty O. September 7, 2005