Kneepkens

A last name with a Dutch origin. There are not very many people with this last name, somewhere around 2,000. The K is not pronounced, just like every other English word that starts with "Kn", but people still seem to mispronounce it. Teachers are usually the best at butchering its pronunciation.

My last name is Kneepkens, one of the best you can have!

Kneepkens by Kneeps May 5, 2009

Kneeples 

A condition inherent to older women (and some men along with a few younger fat people)
that causes one's mammary glands to gravitate to their thighs, therefore causing the nipples to
chafe one's knees.

Man 1: Why is that woman's knee all pink?
Man 2: Bad case of Kneeples, Merle. Take my picture with it!

Kneeples by Foo00 June 12, 2008

Kneefense 

When you’re trying to wake her up to get some, but she’s in the fetal position facing towards you and there’s no way to get to the goods, she’s playing kneefense

I was trying to get some from my wife last night, but she was playing some nasty kneefense.

Kneefense by Grammy Gobbler May 29, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016