kneedle

A hypodermic needle specifically designed to inject into the knee joint for such things as Hyalgan or Cortizone.

Dr. - Ok, I am going to have to give you an injection in your bum knee.

Patient - Holy shnikes Doc...that is not a needle, it is a KNEEDLE! You get it? Kneedle?

Dr. - Yes, I get it....not funny. Don't pursue a stand up comedy career.

by archyis January 8, 2010

kneeple

A growth of the nippalia in the knee region

"Dude, i just got my kneeple pierced"
"Get away from me you sick fuckle"

by AndeeZ June 7, 2007

Kneeples

A condition inherent to older women (and some men along with a few younger fat people)
that causes one's mammary glands to gravitate to their thighs, therefore causing the nipples to
chafe one's knees.

Man 1: Why is that woman's knee all pink?
Man 2: Bad case of Kneeples, Merle. Take my picture with it!

by Foo00 June 12, 2008

lazy kneeler

N. One who is a lazy kneeler at church by kneeling, yet leaning against the pew with their butt. Lazy kneelers are kneeling/sitting.

"Get your butt off the pew and kneel straight. Don't become a lazy kneeler!"

by braddowney1217 December 29, 2009

Knerdle, or knurdle or nerdle or nurdle

to score runs by nudging the ball into a gap (cricket)

He nurdled that between leg slip and square short leg

by Stefan Marciniak August 16, 2003

Knerdle, or knurdle or nerdle or nurdle

A protuberance, growth or other attachment that should otherwise not be on the item to which it is attached.

"Hey, knock that knerdle off the wall".
or
Remove the inedible knurdle from the end of the banana

by Robert Levine April 15, 2003

kneezles

a stretch or a bump made out of material on a pant leg over a knee. e.g. a kneezle can form with any semi-stretchy material over someone's knee.

She has kneezles on her pants from sitting too long and stretching her pants on her knees.

by PedroNY August 20, 2011