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sales kickoff

A usually annual gala event thrown by a company in order to reassure its sales group that they are the most important and precious things in the universe. Typically takes place in an expensive location with golf courses. Sales personnel fly in from all around the world to be cooed, wined and dined so they don't leave to work for a competitor. Funds for the lavish, days-long indulgence are generally appropriated by denying unimportant employees the essentials they need, such as sufficient headcount and adequate equipment. Unimportant employees generally include anyone not in sales or upper management, especially anyone who actually helps a customer after the deal has closed, such as Customer Service or Technical Support.
Tech Support Person: Man, I wish they'd hire more people. I've got 75 cases, and that means about 50 really pissed off customers at all times.
Salesperson: Quit your whining, little person. The only reason you even have a job is that I sell our products to those suckers. Now get out of my way because I'm flying first-class out to Las Vegas for our sales kickoff for five days of golf and booze and spa treatments and hookers, all on the company dime! Ha ha!
Tech Support Person: I should have known that being smart, helpful and productive was a dead end.
by Kicked Off September 7, 2007
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kickdown some floorspace

phrase used by wooks and dirt surfersasking to sleep for free on your hotel room floor. Be warned! this type of dirt surfer is VERY hard to get rid of! They have no money any will beg you to "kickdown floorspace" until you give them a final answer.
"This dude "freebird" asked us if he can kickdown some floorspace before our flight to Phish in Vegas was even off the ground!"
by bph4eva October 30, 2004
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kickawesome

A kickass combination of awesomeness.

Its actual first usage was not by the person from the other definition, but actually by "kimicharlotte" on the Neopets forum, back in 2003.

Neopets had strict filters (and probably still has).
Hamtaro was kickawesome back in 2003, when I was in 3rd grade.
by kimicharlotte March 8, 2009
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Kitkowski

Word meaning charm, coolness, swag.
Look at John he has the Kitkowski charm!
by University study November 26, 2011
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kickoos

friends . buddies . partners and co-players in a game industry. Became popular after brand KICKOOS GAMES.
by KickoosFun May 24, 2018
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kikow

it is a cute word for saying you know
the thing girls/boys get up to ,when the lights go off
yep you guessed it sex
like you say
do you want kikow?
and they say yes
then you kikow

prononced "kickcow"
by gavroche May 18, 2005
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Kicktwat

Another name for football (or soccer if you're from a country that doesn't call football football for some bizarre reason).

So called because play consists of getting 'about twenty undeserving thick millionaires, and make them run around and chasing inflated leather into nets and ruining a lawn'.
I say Fredrick, do you fancy a game of Kicktwat down upon the common? You do? Spiffing!
by Tiggerback June 20, 2010
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