kiddy tickler

kiddy tickler is what you call your bro when you find out he's dating underage girls

buddy walks in the room; "heyyyy, its the "kiddy tickler" so how was your date? chucky cheese makes a hell of a pizza dont they? so was there any "fluff on the muff" bro?bahaahhaah fucking kiddy tickler

by Kyle Prosko March 21, 2007

kiddy fiddler

One who likes touch and fiddle with unclothed, smooth, prepubescent, genitalia.

When I was a young boy my uncle, the renowned kiddy fiddler, pulled my pants down and fondled my unit.

by Timothy Tool November 8, 2004

kiddy fiddler

Usually a bearded, middle aged gentleman, who hides in park bushes and hangs around schools and playgrounds.
Sometimes wears a trenchcoat and nothing else underneath.

"So.....trick or treating eh?......I have lots of sweets inside."

by Kurt Malton May 18, 2004

kiddydiddler

A child molester. One who likes to touch children and fondle them.

Kimmo Alm is a world reknowned kiddydiddler.

by xDiscordianx November 6, 2009

kiddy pool

A pool 1 foot deep or less. Designed pool for small children who haven't learned the art of swimming yet and mainly just want to splash around. Contrary to belief, it is still possible for a kid to drown in the pool, especially if they fall asleep face down.

There's a kiddy pool included along with the regular pool.

by Elec2684 October 21, 2004

script kiddy

Someone on IRC without a clue using destructive and malicous scripts.

See Haxor

Op: Hey, how are you.
Script-kiddy: i'm gonna take over your chan with my warbot.

Script-kiddy has been banned from #channel by Op.
Script-kiddy has been kicked from #channel by Op.

by Gavin December 14, 2003

Kiddy Cruncher

A Synonym for Kiddy fiddler. More commonly known as a Paedophile or nonce

That man touching kids. He's a kiddy cruncher

by Anonymous Legend July 31, 2019