Kepler-442B

Kepler-442B is a confirmed Super-Earth exoplanet orbiting within the habitable zone of its star approximately 1206 light years from Earth. It is considered by many scientific experts to be the planet most suitable for life (as of July 2021), even more so than the Earth.

General Statistics
Semi-major axis: 0.409 AU
Eccentricity: ~0.04
Orbital Period: 112 Days
Inclination: ~90°
Mean radius: 1.34 R⊕
Mass: 2.3 M⊕
Gravity: 1.3G
Temperature (without a Planetary Atmosphere): -40°C/40°F

Kepler-442B might be the best planet discovered so far for life to emerge, but the planet best suited for humans will likely always be the Earth.

by CheeseCakeFries July 27, 2021

Kepler

The hottest mf on the planet they are daddy i would gladly suck there cock

Wow theres a kepler over there!
*drools*

by F^(km3D4dDy May 27, 2022

Kepler

A really sweet Asian guy that has really big abs. He's not an open book so to know about him you have to be pretty close. At first he may seem hostile but as your relationship strengthens, you two are tied for life. Kepler is one of those people that make up for their mistakes in ways that can never be repayed. If you meet a Kepler, don't take your friendship for granted. In a relationship, take it slow. Don't play Kepler he will never trust you. He is the type of person you can always trust and although sometime he may be a pain, as much as you want him out of your life, you can't stand to he without him. They are usually Bronies.

Sandy: hey how's you and Kepler doin?!

Roxy: FABULOUS we made out while watching My Little Pony!

Sandy: oh god no

by Bob Crapo January 11, 2014

Kippler

Someone who gargles sperm to show tunes.

That Kippler is going to make me sick.

by Kippler May 6, 2003

Kepples

Just another version of saying okay, alright, or sure.

I'll meet you there in 5 min.

-Kepples.

by combinedwithapples January 20, 2011

Kippler

A Kippler is a type of fart that has a sound almost like a motorcycle. While Kipplers can be created at any time they seem to thrive off of wooden floors or chairs the best but they can also be formed from sitting on metal.

Fred: I just let a Kippler go. Did you hear it?
Mike: How could I miss it? I thought the Hell's Angel's had arrived.

by Ray Veege November 6, 2017

Kippler

An extreme left political philosophy based on conspiracy theories and blatant lying and backtracking. The political views of the followers of this philosophy usually propagate their messages by Photoshop Art.

Gentry, Manchild, and Redmeance are all vehement believes in the Kippler idealogy.

by (WWIIO)S-man May 1, 2003