Kegs 

A friend or colleague that’s usually of a darker tone.

Damn, it was so dark last night, i couldn’t see kegs.

Kegs by Notaginge2662628 September 29, 2025

Kegs and Eggs 

An annual Saint Patrick's Day celebration held in Albany, NY. There are two ways one can go about celebrating kegs and eggs; the first is by going out at midnight to several different parties and develop a buzz untill the sun comes up. Upon sunrise you move to one of the many bars such as Chubby's, Michael's, Bogey's, etc. You then continue partying, drinking, and bathing in beer untill around noon.
The other form of celebrating kegs and eggs for pussies is to set your alarm clock and go out at 6 in the morning.

Guy 1: Hey man, when are you going out tonight for kegs and eggs?

Guy 2: I was going to set my alarm for 6

Guy 1: You're such a pussy

Kegs and Eggs by ACREDIBLESOURCE March 14, 2009

kegs and eggs 

Held on St. Patty’s Day in Albany N.Y. is the one day of the year that not only is it acceptable to set your alarm clock to wake up at 6am and begin drinking, it is expected! After you pound a few screwdrivers you make the hike down to the Branch on Lake St. where at 7am the line is over 100 people long waiting for the bar to open. It is completely acceptable for guys to piss in the snow banks in fact other drunks cheer you. You finally get in for a 15 dollar fee but don't worry it is all you can drink. But the catch is probably 350 plus people are in the bar and their is probably less than 80 pitchers. And those lucky enough to get pitchers don’t drink the beer they rather dump it on everyone. the humidity level inside is 100% as water droplets form on the ceiling and every time the door opens a fog over takes the bar. If you have to piss it doesn’t matter the bathroom is occupied most of the guys just let it flow in their pants. If you’re lucky enough to live till 11am when the bar closes the festivities don’t end all day and night long but beware you will feel what is known as double day syndrome in which you’re up so early drinking the day will be so long it feels as though the night is a second day in itself.

kegs and eggs is a party from 6am till you cant go any longer.

kegs and eggs by SCHAF March 26, 2007

KEGS Nuneaton 

KEGS Nuneaton is in a fierce battle with North Warwickshire College on two fronts. The first being the race to produce the highest number of Marxists to be sent out into the wider Nuneaton area. The second being the race to produce the highest net output of vape fumes in Warwickshire. Both colleges have been so successful in this quest that both of their smoking areas have been granted protected status by the Association of English Vapers. What sets KEGS Nuneaton above North Warwickshire college, though, is the ability of its students to 'infect' Nuneaton with these traits. Whereas the sole requirement of North Warwickshire college when it was granted planning permission was to build it as far away from public amenities as possible, KEGS Nuneaton escaped that restriction and was allowed to be built just 500 yards from the infamous Nuneaton town centre. As a result of this, Nuneaton town centre resembles the sky above a coal factory chimney with the levels of vape fumes emitted at lunchtimes when KEGS' students swarm the town in search of either a Greggs steak bake or a McDonalds double cheeseburger, both much-loved food items amongst Nuneatonians. The fume situation has become so bad that Nuneaton Council have been forced to install specialist air quality control systems, manned by designated 'Vape Wardens', tasked with preventing an excessive proportion of vapes being used in within the perimeter of McDonalds and Greggs respectively.

*bus pulls up*
Driver: "Where you off to?"
Student: "KEGS Nuneaton please."
Driver: *activates vape addict alert system*
*vape addict alert system blares*
*Vape Warden Mobile Deployment vehicle pulls up*
Vape Wardens: (in unison) "Empty your pockets!"
*student drops vape on floor*
*student is shot.*

KEGS Nuneaton by Suntan Dave November 9, 2023

Kegs 'n' Eggs 

Consuming the remains of the previous night's keg first thing in the morning, usually while hung over, accompanied by eggs and occasionally beerios

Jim: my head hurts, did we finish that keg last night?
Joe: I don't think so...
Jim: Excellent, time for Kegs 'n' Eggs!!!

Kegs 'n' Eggs by Adam K July 28, 2005

kegs boy 

a kegs boy is the boy of a neighbouring school called cchs. they literally have 3 hot boys in the whole school (excluding sixth form). never aspire to be a kegs boy. if you do please get mental support BUT if you do on the off chance what to be a yucky kegs boy then you have to follow these very simple rules
1. be an antisocial nerd with NO game
2. do gay stuff but say no homo (that excuses everything trust me)
3. if your a yr 7 kegs boy be short af

4. also you guys need to get better logbooks
thanks for reading

from

fellow cchs gurl :p

a: omg you know jacob

b: what, jacob the kegs boy
a: yeah the one with no game
b: wait they all have no game

a: ughh the one who asked me out

b: wait he did i thought he would never he's hot sure but rlly
a: well you know hot kegs boys are a rare species

kegs boy by yourfellowcchsgirl October 12, 2021

drop your kegs 

Pull down your pants

Nicole drop your kegs right now

drop your kegs by Doo me gary January 5, 2017