klorp

-An unknown word to describe something unknown.
-An example of why words just are what they are. There's no reason why mile wouldn't be klorp instead. (It just happens to be that way.)

Randy: "The sign says sixty miles to Camden. I wonder why they call it a 'mile'?"
Earl: "Well, because that's what it is. What else are you gonna call it... a 'klorp'? No one would know what you're talking about."

by tervakuoppa May 3, 2007

Korpi

A type of Hallucinogenic Weed. Related to Brigham. Used for crazy trips. Also originating in Vermont.

Hey man, let's go smoke some korpi and get crazy.

by Shadow_Walker June 28, 2010

korpen

Korpen ska official meaning is actually the football/soccer league for 40 year old men in sweden who still think they got what it takes to be a Proffesionell footballer! But the word is now often used as an insult to call somebody unproffesional or bad at what they're doing.

Guy 1: Can you play football without shinpads?
Guy 2: i guess but you'd be Korpen!

by RorySowersby February 23, 2017

korp

Big nose, big chest, little legs, bent dick.

if your body is proportional and bent, your name is probably korp

by josh rykeman April 1, 2009

Korp

1. A boy who has a bangin' body, but the face, got to go!
2. Likes to text-sex girls, and wack his pud.

Oh shit, honey! I was walking down the steps, and Korp's dick was totally sticking out of his pants!

by laceymichellexo March 9, 2009

Korpalitis

A disease that makes you into the weirdest and whitest of your kind

Aidan just bought a truck and forces us to only wear socks in it and is deathly afraid of hotels... I think he has Korpalitis.

by Fuck the Korpals June 4, 2017

Kconphraeschtyt

When you're both confused and frustrated at the same time.

My girl keeps on blaming me for shit I've never said, it's making me kconphraeschtyt.

by DarmokJalad December 21, 2018