Kardashian

(adj.) A “Kardashian” is a unit of measurement representing 72 days of marriage, as ratified by the Anonymous Measurement Council.

Also refers to a female who is vapid, shallow, and burdened with a large posterior.

I've been married for 10 Kardashians... I feel so old!

by Artemis Crouch November 3, 2011

Kardashian

Synonym for trash, garbage, waste, etc.

"Honey! Have you taken out the kardashian yet? the kitchen reeks!"

by catsoncatz July 12, 2014

kardashian

any woman who is fake, cheap and easy.

That tacky bitch has fucked half the football team. She's so kardashian.

by They rapin' errrybody out here August 10, 2010

Kardashian

A surname that is often associated with some of the most evil and cruel family names in human history, ranking up there with surnames such as Manson, Koresh, Bin Laden, Hitler, Dahmer, Hussein, Stalin, Mengele, and of course Trump. Anyone with this surname is obviously a grease stain on this Earth that God had NO part in making

The only thing worse then sickness, poverty and death is a Kardashian!

by Metallicajunkie September 30, 2018

kardashian

Being famous for absolutely no reason at all

"She only did it to become famous. She is a total Kardashian"

by The_Kit_Kat_Artist March 28, 2016

Kardashian

A Kardashian is someone who is completely useless, and or, worthless.

Dude, that guy is such a loser, what a Kardashian!

by Truth_Teller23 February 21, 2011

Kardashian

A kardashian is a unit of measure representing 72 days of marriage

My Parents are on their 23rd kardashian

by .M.D.R. November 19, 2011