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Junknet

The webbing found in swim trunks that keeps your junk from flopping out and scaring kids.
"Look at the weird patterns on his sack! His junknet must be too tight!" ~Oscar Wilde

"Last time I wore shorts without a junknet, I was kicked out of Darien Lake and was asked never to return." ~Gary Busey

"His entire wardrobe is made of nothing but junknet! Even his fucking shirts!" ~David Bowie on Freddie Mercury
by Legero June 23, 2010
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Junned

A similar concept to being sonned except the victim ultimately is the person doing the "junning" because of overall humiliation due to the lack of reasoning in his/her arguments made against the other person.

It is senseless and stubborn rambling, resisiting to admit defeat in the conversation and rather willing to make him/herself look like a total dumbass continuing arguing with little or no coherence. For example;
Kevin Jun: Hey Anon, yo humans can fucking fly dude.
Anon: No they can't. are u dumb ? they dont have fucking wings man.
Kevin Jun: NO MAN, i didnt mean it like THAT. i meant it like humans can fly, but like in aircrafts and stuff, you know?
Anon: but you never mentioned that
Kevin Jun: um, well dude you know what i meant cus OBVIOUSLY humans cant fly. whatre you, dumb or something?
Anon: how was i supposed to know if u meant it with wings or not? u didnt fuckin specify.
Kevin Jun: Oh but other people would have known of what i was saying. you just dont get it.
(Here Anon got Junned but Kevin was the social loser)
by virginforlife November 10, 2010
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Juneteenth

In the US, slavery was officially abolished with the 1863 Emancipation Proclamation. No one bothered to tell all the slaves in Texas until June 19, 1865, a day commonly celebrated as "Juneteenth."
Every Juneteenth we're reminded just how mean people could be.
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Junine

Awesome, wonderful in every way imaginable. Junine's are usually smarter than you wish you could ever be. Pretty. Smart. Sexy. Insaane sense of humour. Definiantly the life of a party
Oh gee, I wish I could be a Junine..
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Janene

Janene's are usually sweet quiet girls that tend only to get mad when their territory is disrupted by drama. Always puts family first before herself. Not ugly, not plain just some where in between. Great problem solvers. Health care providers and make great mothers and wives
Janene only gets mad when you mess with her kids other then that shes a sweet heart.
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Junned

To be junned is to be taken out either verbally or physically, quite like owned or n00bed. often comes with totally or fully put in front of it.
oh my dayzeee he got fully junned!!!
or
go on jun him!!
by Bailey Boi January 29, 2009
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