Juneuary

A word derived from the combination of June and January. Used to describe shitty weather in June, because although it’s supposed to be getting close to summer, it still looks and feels like January outside.

"Im supposed to be enjoying my summer! Why the hell is it still raining and cold out?"
"Because its Juneuary."

by mercerdes July 5, 2008

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Juneau Watershed

When you are performing cunnilingus on a pregnant woman and her water breaks.

Last night I was going down on Sally and I was hit by a Juneau Watershed - it flushed a contact lens right out of my eye!

by Mr. Make-It-Rain-On-Them-Hoes April 28, 2010

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Juneau, Alaska

A small tourist-filled city of about 30,000 people located in southeast Alaska, Juneau is the absolute place to be. During the short yet fun-filled springs and summers, both visitors and full Alaskans enjoy visiting the beautiful glaciers, trails, and lakes. Mountains are easily hiked, and the beautiful atmosphere is overwhelming. In Juneau, every breath is fresh and crisp, and would make the long trip worth it just by itself. Juneau is surrounded by trees and wildlife, for it is located within the widely-known Tongas Rainforest. The people of Juneau are always supporting of the local resturants and businesses. If your looking at traveling options, Juneau, AK, is definitely a destination to consider.

New Yorker: I want to go to Juneau, Alaska!
Juneauite: Come on over!
New Yorker: I want to see the polar bears, moose, and eskimos!
Juneauite: Their aren't any polar bears/moose/eskimos in Juneau... :/

by maybei'mcooler? September 11, 2011

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junelie

Junelie the goddess of beauty,

The name Junelie means a woman of incredible beauty internal and external. A woman with a unique personality of sweetness and encouragement. Junelie is filled with a great amount of care and love in the heart. A woman with the heart of gold & the blood of righteousness. Junelie is a name that defines a woman of faithfulness and a amazing human being on this Earth.

Junelie Love's her man with all her heart💑

by Her 💑1💐22💒13 February 10, 2014

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juneauism

The belief that one accepts God-Emperor Juneau the Big White Dog as their rightful overlord and savior above all other gods (and/or dogs) and pledges oneself to Him in eternal devotion and servitude.

I practice Juneauism by starting every day with a prayer: May God-Emperor Juneau, the goodest boy (Praise be unto him!) permit us to bask in his cuteness for all eternity and deliver unto us salvation! Woof! (Amen!)

by Juneauworshipper October 14, 2022

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