Jughead

One of the best, if not THE best character, of the Archie comic series. Jughead Jones has an insatiable appetite, and refuses to get a girlfriend, although he has on occasion fallen for female companions. Has the ability to walk with his eyes closed, and actually causes intense distress to do otherwise. Best friends with Archie Andrews.

I prefer to read Jughead's digests, rather than any of the others, cuz it's cooler, and more fun.

by John the Redeemer July 27, 2006

Jughead jones

An extremely fit detective from the wrong side of the tracks. He is a gang leader and an amazing boyfriend but an even better burger eater.

Person: gosh, he’s fit
Person 2: OMG that must be Jughead jones

by Bratfink April 9, 2020

jughead

(n) A person who acts below normal intelligence

You're such a jughead!

by Cpt. Obvious April 1, 2003

Jughead

Someone who has a gigantic skull but has the intelligence of a two year old. A jughead typically resembles Sloth from "The Goonies".

Richard: "Hey you guys! I forgot how to use the bathroom, will you help?" Darrel: "This guy is a complete jughead".

by PorkyMillwright December 30, 2012

jugheadsexual

In love with Cole Sprouse

Omg... I am jugheadsexual and you ?
I am bi

by fajnyczlowiek January 6, 2021

jughead

someone who is late in getting or hard to wake up. someone who likes to lounge around for most of the day with no serious intention of doing much else

its already 2 pm, get up already!

shut up, im tired

youre such a jughead, youve already been sleeping for more than 10 hours!

by deloreshaze December 22, 2005

Jughead

Jughead is a character in the show Riverdale his real name is Forsythe Pendleton III but in the show they don’t acknowledge how he got the name “Jughead” whereas the Archie Comics they say he used to be rich and prestige and he would bully everyone then later after his family invested in too many stocks and the stocks lost profit, he became poor this is a real riches to rags story. They start selling jugs to get by. Everyone at his school made fun of him and called him “Jug-head” later as people casually called him that, his friends grew up from a young age calling him:Jughead

Jughead is sooooooo poor😂

by Deextrann November 4, 2019