jizzified

the act of being completely submerged in the seminal fluid of a gentleman caller, especially Philip Seymour Hoffman.

Rebecca: Yo girl, Tey-Shawn jizzified me last night. Good thing i was wearing a snorkel.

by turfburn29 December 4, 2009

Jezzie

A uckers, named after Jezebel from the bible that was forbidden from entering heaven.

Becky is a jezzie mums.

by 4doorwhipnslide October 30, 2019

jazzing around

the act of relaxing in a fashionable and classy manner.

Laney, Ben, and Mr. Rodgers were Jazzing around today; playing on their GameBoy's while wearing zipper pants.

Ben was done licking door knobs for the day, so he decided to jazz around with Laney and watch The Lion King on VHS.

by ManWithTwoArms February 10, 2014

Joozian

Joozians are an alien race that control all media within the "Southpark" universe.

They have two ears but six limbs (four of which are focused as arms), very large hook noses, very tiny eyes, and a tapered skull.

Joozians in both name and appearance are intended to be a parody on stereotypical Jews.
-Information taken from alien species wiki.

"Sumner Redstone is a stupid Joozian!" Eric Cartman

by Gent. June 4, 2014

jozzing

To photobomb a subject while making a jizz face.

1) Dude, you totally jozzed in this photo. Looks like straight from porn!
2) IKR, I just love jozzing.

by PHrag March 10, 2014

jizzidue

The gift left in her mouth after oral sex

jizzidue is a gift when she's only done oral sex to you.

Don't accept oral sex from a girl at a party with jizzidue on her lips.

When there is jizzidue BEFORE you slide your penis in her mouth for the first time you're getting someone else's jizz on your penis. NASTY

by jizzed her mouth October 29, 2012

jizzic

to work your sexual magic

you get with that girl last night man? yeaaa i worked my jizzic

by daniel45455445y May 31, 2009