Joslyn

Joslyn is the most amazing best friend you can ever, ever, ever, have! She is reliable and as beautiful as a goddess. She is a loyal and funny friend to have. She has the most gorgeous brown eyes. Her smile is very attractive. Everyone loves Joslyn to bits. She is extremely intelligent and sexy (lol).

Me: Joslyn is my best friend.

Katie: NO! She is my best friend >:(

Random Guy: Joslyn is mine! Back off!!

by Joslyn'sBestie May 14, 2017

Jobby Breath

To have a whiff of jobby flowing from your rancid mouth whilst speakin to someone...

Haw James, you've got jobby breath ya bam!

by Jimbobmanob April 26, 2007

jobbyknickers

A scottish term that describes the end result of a woman who does not wipe her bum properly and the ensuing stain on her underwear is evident.

Alan- "How did you get on with bit you pulled the other night?"

Tim- " It was all good mate till I pulled down her pants and saw her jobbyknickers, it frightened me off and was not a pleasant sight I assure you"

by clownlager March 2, 2010

jobby dobber

"jobby dobber": Lochwinnoch variant of the word "jobby: meaning poo or shit, or preferably shite; "dobber" meaning willy/penis/cock/punter/wang. The phrase translates in English as "shitty dick".

"Jobby Dobber": As in, "Last night I got a shitty dick, a shitty dick, a shit on my dick" (courtesy of Fuck Hogg and Gang).

by Chaz Dik Slitz April 1, 2014

jobby cakes

what obese americans eat religiously

nestor: “oh howdy alan what’re you hav in’ for dinner today?”
alan: “well shucks, what a nice question there partner! i’m having jobby cakes with the missus and my ten kids!”

by weheartcatfishes December 12, 2021

jobbythehong

that one Asian retard that reviews action figures and has a sexual attraction to them

some guy: hey dude you watch jobbythehong
other guy: SWIVEL HERE

by SHINOBI EXE March 16, 2020

Joslynn

A mystic person with hidden talents and knowledge. She is loving to a fault and loyal as man's best friend. She is a brown eyed beauty and all the boys want to date her but she keeps them at arms length so they will not spoil her purity. Ask her for help and she is the first one there. Need help moving, shovling, cleaning or babysitting she is your girl.

You are as Joslynn as first spring rain

Joslynn

by tms7043 February 3, 2010