Did a Jonno 

To drink so much that the night before doesn't exist to you.

Random|says= omg Jacob, you had sex with 3 different people in 2 hours
Jacob|says= Yep, I did a Jonno

Did a Jonno by Jonno8825 January 2, 2009

Jonno time 

When your time is so screwed up you think time stands still, thinking you have only been 5mins to go to the shops but really 5 weeks have gone by...

"im around the corner" no his actually 2 hours away, "5mins minutes bro" nope his actually 1 hour away

ARGHHHHH ACTUALLY IM STILL WAITING NOW !!!!!!!!!!

Guy 1: "hey how long you going to be"
Guy 2: "5mins"
Guy 1:"Jonno time?"
Guy 2: "Yeah"
Guy 1: "see you next weekend then"
Guy 2: "don't wait up"

Jonno time by AwwSheeet June 27, 2010

jorna 

Jorna is a beautiful talented hard worker who has gone through so much pain to get here but she made it she’s sassy and kind

Think about a grade A student think of jorna

jorna by Slothcrazylover321 January 29, 2021

jarnold 

Someone who can fuck any bitch in the world just by mumbling phrases that no one else can understand.

Ralphie can jarnold his way into any girls pants.

jarnold by Stevie Ray Gallagher October 18, 2006

jörni 

Jörni is the nickname of my cousins ex-boyfriend

he was nice

höhöhöhhöh

Please get back together with Jörni!

jörni by Bubastio October 18, 2022

jorner 

jonis and corner combined, it is the act of being called "jonis" and being stuck in a corner. Jonis's are usually scottish, have anger issues, and are rejects to society. And thus, the "jorner" was made.

some random jonis: 'ello world it's me jonis innit

based sigma: fuck you jonis sit in your jorner
random female: yeah fuck you jonis we have a jorner for a reason
a fucking goose: JORNER ALERT JORNER ALERT
some fucking cat i found on the street: i fucking hate jonis's
the queen of england: SIT IN THY JORNER YOU PEASANT SCUM
the scythe in my parents garden shed: lol jorner haheheahehhee
jonis: im going to kill myself

jorner by poopybutt69420 December 9, 2022

Big Jono 

When you do something that Jono would do, it's a big Jono moment

Did you hear about the guy who fell in the pool?
Yeah, it was a Big Jono moment.

Big Jono by Yeetist Deakinist Monk August 20, 2020