jonelis

A person who somehow ended up becoming friends with everybody even though they don't have any social skills. Those people often go to them for advice and problems, because it seems like they have their life in order.

Person 1 : "Man, i can't choose between A and B."
Person 2 : "Oh! you should go to Jonelis with that"

by Eriden A. July 24, 2018

jone

To "make fun of" is to "jone." Limited to DC region. Word derives from the local African American culture.

She was jonin on you because you're ugly.

by Andy April 13, 2004

jone

to talk or make fun or somebody or something.

I know u aint tryna jone!

by Adrian~*Already~* June 20, 2004

Jones

A devious hype. A situation that deviously hypes u up. It’s devious.

Slick: Yo it’s jones as fuck in here right now
The epit: u took the words right out my mouth

by Big Chunder February 21, 2023

Will Jones

An awesome dude but farts a lot

Yo that guy is such a Will Jones

by Randyrandom January 16, 2017

Jones

1 (Proper) A common surname in English-speaking countries such as The U.S., The U.K., and Canada, the fourth-most common in the United States, according to the U.S. Census.
2 (n.) A slang term for heroin.
3 (n.) An addiction to heroin.
4 (n.) An extreme desire for something such as a drug, a food, etc. which could be considered on par with the desire associated with that of of a heroin addict.
5 (v.) To long for or desire something in such a way.

1. Indiana Jones can make even that lame-ass fedora look cool.
2. My brother just got shot in a drive-by, trying to score some jones off his dealer.
3. Tom has taken up clawing at his flesh as a counter-measure to deal with his jones.
4. I woke my girlfriend up and made her drive me all the way to Wal-mart when I started jonesing for some Cherry Coke.

by Tenkin August 29, 2005

Jone

To make fun of, or bring down. jone, joned, joning, etc.

The boy needs to stop joning (joan-ing)on her.

by Mina Son September 5, 2004