by dillard carr January 25, 2016
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by negromongler6969 July 26, 2019
Get the Jonald McRonaldson mug.1) When a high ranking member of any organization or ruling group is rendered completely and utterly useless upon their attempt to expose some conspiracy or tightly guarded secret.
2) Killed quite pathetically by a political opponent. See murked.
3) To be poisoned and die only for the authorities to deem the death "of natural causes."
2) Killed quite pathetically by a political opponent. See murked.
3) To be poisoned and die only for the authorities to deem the death "of natural causes."
A: Did you hear what happened to the Vice President of China?
B: Naw? what happened to that cat?
A: Nigga got JonArryn'd.
The term originates from the 1st novel, A Game of Thrones in the epic fantasy series A Song of Ice and Fire from esteemed author George R.R. Martin. At the opening of the novel the character Jon Arryn is announced dead of a "sickness" that is anything but. Hence Jon Arryn was JonArryn'd
B: Naw? what happened to that cat?
A: Nigga got JonArryn'd.
The term originates from the 1st novel, A Game of Thrones in the epic fantasy series A Song of Ice and Fire from esteemed author George R.R. Martin. At the opening of the novel the character Jon Arryn is announced dead of a "sickness" that is anything but. Hence Jon Arryn was JonArryn'd
by hard6 September 12, 2012
Get the JonArryn'd mug.Synonymous with Gonorrhea. A virus or drain on one's health. Can be identified typically through uncontrolled outbursts of emotional rage, incoherent excuses for socially unacceptable behavior, or other acts of extreme domestic, verbal, or automobile related violence.
Usually a byproduct of null brain activity due to the absence of 'the chipmunks refusing to spin the wheel.'
Usually a byproduct of null brain activity due to the absence of 'the chipmunks refusing to spin the wheel.'
by Normalomg February 4, 2007
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Get the jonada mug.A party celebrating the awesome American band, Jonas Brothers. Their music is typically played and danced to at a Jonarty.
I heard Michelle, Kate, Kristin, Sammie, and Sandra were going to Jonarty tonight. I wish I was invited because I love the Jonas Brothers and parties!
by mjonas April 17, 2010
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