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jockulard

A fat out of shape person who talks, eats, sleeps, and breaths sports....and pizza. Most Jockulards are to obese to actually play any active sport for more than a minute or two but somehow see themselves as a pillar of sports authority.
what do you know you fat jockulard? You can't can't watch baseball on TV without running out of breath.
by ericralph October 20, 2008
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jocularity

Characterized by joking.
A feeling of facetious merriment.
Fun characterized by humor.
Activity characterized by good humor
A joker Specialises in Jocularity.
by .xXx.mousie.X. November 25, 2005
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Jockularity

1. During road hockey games, it is the act of intentionally targeting the goalie's testicles, especially if the goalie is a younger brother, nephew, cousin, etc. The younger kids don't even realize it's happening - they are just happy to be playing with the older kids.

2. Used as an exclamation of joy following successful strike of targeted gonads.
1. My little nephew wants to play road hockey with us, so we'll make him the goalie and play some Jockularity - he'll be so excited to play, he won't even notice we're firing a frozen ball at his junk!

2. You hit my nephew right in the nuts!! Jockularity! Jockularity!
by NuclearDiarrhea July 11, 2016
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Joculars

1. The arm candy of popular people
2. Guys who play a sport and are popular
3. A combination of Jock and Popular
"Danny MUST hang with Joculars. I mean, Claire would never date a basketball player!"
by IWriteDefinitions January 31, 2010
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Jockular

Word created by iphone changing words to create a new word. Jockular is when something is off the chain, or awesome, fantastic. 2. It's all good
I had a freaking jockular time last night. 2. It's all jockular!
by Melanie Felony July 25, 2011
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jocular

people say that to be jocular you are merry and perky. but i think it really is to have an itch in the jock area, around the jock strap. you know what i mean, dude??
im jocular!! no, not happy... i have an itch
by oblivious November 15, 2004
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Jobular

Lacking in a athletic ability.
May alos be refered to in lacking acedemic ability
"That was quite a jobular shot, you missed the net my 20 feet"
by dan December 2, 2003
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