johnnie walker

Best alchoholic drink ever made!! 42% of alchohol can be either very strong or very layed back. Comes In Red, Black, Green, Gold, Swing, And Blue Label. From Scotland

Lets Have A Johnnie!
that means lets drink some Johnnie Walker!

by colombiano3537 October 4, 2005

johnley

A loner is a person who does not seek out, or may actively avoid, interaction with other people. There are many potential reasons for their solitude; intentional reasons include being preoccupied with the accumulation of wealth or introverted, mystic, spiritual, religious, and personal considerations.

Johnley being defined their behaviors, values, and interests are “resistant to pressure from others,” and they are “interested in learning more about their personal experiences and emotions”.

by Kei tanaka June 8, 2021

johnsieatsocks

a girl who is stupid and loves soccer but shes still a dummy wummy

girl: did you hear about johnsie on that zootiez?
me: yeah i heard
me: johnsieatsocks

by chasnluver April 28, 2023

Johnzie Bag

A bag of herbs which is sold exclusively by John Halligan. Often given to foolish customers who believe it is cannabis, John has made much profit from this great scam. However despite his best efforts to deny that the bag is in fact herbs, many cannabis-users in the local Waterford area now have it out for Halligan and his false baggies.

"Wud ya like a johnzie bag wud ya?"
"Aw no we got a johnzie bag!"

by John4Prez August 19, 2011

Johnnie Walker

The greatest whiskey/ scotch blend known to mankind. Mix with Jack Daniels and Jim Beam to create a drink known as "The Three Wise Men." (Some prefer to add Jose Cuervo instead of Jim Beam.) Very popular amongest the Indian community (from India.)

My friend thought he was hardcore because he drinks JD, so I gave him a couple shots of Johnnie Walker's Black Label and he was on his ass.

by Dee July 22, 2008

Johnie

1) A badass; the coolest, sexiest, most handsome, smooth talkin' motherfucker one could ever possibly hope to meet in two..maybe even three lifetimes. Simply shaking hands makes girls orgasm and guys turn into homosexuals. Can be recognized by seizure causing good looks, an angel's tongue and an enormous penis.

2) A Hard On

3) Dynamite, or any other kind of explosive.

4) A sexual position in which four chicks simultaneously get fucked by the same man. Can only be accomplished by one man....

1) Holy shit that guy is clearly Johnie

--How can you tell?

Because he fucked me and it was better than the best I could ever imagine

2.) She started licking my asshole and I got an immediate Johnie

3.) Shove some Johnie in that hole and lets blow that shit up.

4.) Indescribable

by TheSpamoni June 3, 2010

Johnnie

A irrisitable chick magenet, one who accels in the fields of action sports. He is dangerous when it comes to contending for females. He has an abnormaly large penis and is dynomite in bed

Dont look at Johnnie! You wont be able to look away!!

by alyson111111111 November 10, 2010