JOHNVERSATION

When a conversation is led by John and you fall asleep three times during it. Usually happens at bi-weekly engineering meetings.

General Manager "Let's keep this short and sweet. John, why don't you start us off."

John "Well......"

*3 HOURS LATER*

John "...I think that about sums it up..."

Jimmy "We really need to stop having these damn Johnversations..."

by Johnversationalist February 3, 2010

johner

Lazy wigger who smells like complete shit, suffers from micro penis, wipes his ass before he shits and can usually be found in the unemployment line

Dude look at that johner, what a low life

by Nolifeloserjohner October 25, 2017

elton johner

One who is truthfully gay, but pretends to be straight by having either a girlfriend or wife.

Jamie, a very well known elton johner, (he may be found at the local gay bar)

by Gatalicious September 20, 2007

O'johnease

1.Typical black girl name.

2.One who comes from the projects
3.Uses "Q" instead of "g" when typing
4.Ends every sentence with "lyke"
5.Usually uses "flex" when doing something with friends

1. "Y3@h niqquh! d@t bitch O'johnease q0t @ c@k3 lyk3!"
2. " Bitch! I'm from dah ghetto lyke! nah mean?"
3. qoinqq tew dah mall
4. Nah b! lyke I be on dat football stautus lyke!
5.LYke mall flex layta wiff dah cr3w. #R F T.

by bootycall813 June 29, 2011

Johner

An absolute Johner is someone who is so uncooperative that their shit simply cannot be stood by anyone

I can't STAND that Johner, so i can't!

by UnwelcomeDickUpMyAss March 19, 2020

johnessa

Johnessa usually a dark skinned female. Typical extremly curvy and wide hipped. Johnessa is very talented and open-minded. She is a jack of all trades and loves pleasing others. Typical good in bed with males or females. Loves to go out but enjoys to just chill. Johnessa is extremely nice but cross her and she can be your worst nightmare

"I would marry a girl like johnessa"

by Yung birdman December 5, 2013

Johner

A Johner is an obscure way to make sure you've got your manhood beefed up and that your Jimmy John's Johner is out in fellowship with the Lowkeycuties.

Are there any Johners in the chat?

by themarcazard April 25, 2022