Joeedcfc

Joeedcfc is a twitter virgin that often likes to delete his tweets as they are shit and no one cares what he has to say

‘Hey have you seen Joeedcfc’s new tweet’
‘Nah he deleted it g’

by dontlikestanislas June 2, 2021

Aunt Joyed

When you are expecting a big (and totally undeserved) payday (financial or otherwise) and you end up (quite rightly from a karmic perspective) getting fuck all!

A: You heard about Malio??
B: No? What happened?
A: His girlfriend's great aunt promised him the 73 Dodge Challenger and the villa in Maui, or so he said. Hot diggity that boy was like a cat on a hot tin roof wit excitement!
B: And?
A: Well the sly old hoe snuffed it last week and left him fuck all!
B: Lol!
A: Lol!
B: Jehosaphat's purple bearded goat! She Aunt Joyed his deluded ass!
A: Yesiree! Aunt Joyed his ass to the mf max! Daft greedy f*ck! Lol
A and B: his ass got Aunt F*ckin' Joyed!!!!!!

by Seymour B. Oundas August 12, 2023

Joeled up

Extreme sensitivity with an adverse reaction to anything brexit.

Sorry I got joeled up last night.

by Captaing May 4, 2018

Joryed

When someone tries to help you fix something, but only screws it up worse. Specifically something technical or I.T. related. I.E. cell phones, computers, PDA's, smart phones, software, etc.

"Yeah I kept getting these weird error messages so Dustin came over to help me but he totally Joryed my computer. It won't even turn on now."

by - D January 9, 2009

Joeledford

Verb. to be used in place of gay anal sex

When I was in prison 3 guys Joeledford me in the shower.

by Tolson April 20, 2011

Joeled

to state an incredible fact, make people believe it, and then admit that you're full of shit with the monotonous utterance of, "no, no, im not" or "no, no, it isn't."

I climbed mount everest once,........ "No, No, I haven't." said in a totally serious manner with a monotone. Hahaha, you've been joeled.

by Dirr October 21, 2010

Over Joyed

A saying that showed up in a story made on the internet. Mostly in gay 3somes. It is a phase for a gay man. It starts when a gay man would be in the middle of two other gay guys and will get really horny. So he is Over Joyed. Over Joyed can be anything Sexual. As long as the person is Super Horny. They're Over Joyed.

"David was Over Joyed when his friends let him do a 3some with them"

by RandomGuyOnTheStreet August 16, 2020