Joyed

To get joyed. To say you are coming but show up at least an hour late

He said he online, but I think we are going to get joyed

by Word master69 June 17, 2020

Aunt Joyed

When you are expecting a big (and totally undeserved) payday (financial or otherwise) and you end up (quite rightly from a karmic perspective) getting fuck all!

A: You heard about Malio??
B: No? What happened?
A: His girlfriend's great aunt promised him the 73 Dodge Challenger and the villa in Maui, or so he said. Hot diggity that boy was like a cat on a hot tin roof wit excitement!
B: And?
A: Well the sly old hoe snuffed it last week and left him fuck all!
B: Lol!
A: Lol!
B: Jehosaphat's purple bearded goat! She Aunt Joyed his deluded ass!
A: Yesiree! Aunt Joyed his ass to the mf max! Daft greedy f*ck! Lol
A and B: his ass got Aunt F*ckin' Joyed!!!!!!

by Seymour B. Oundas August 12, 2023

Over Joyed

A saying that showed up in a story made on the internet. Mostly in gay 3somes. It is a phase for a gay man. It starts when a gay man would be in the middle of two other gay guys and will get really horny. So he is Over Joyed. Over Joyed can be anything Sexual. As long as the person is Super Horny. They're Over Joyed.

"David was Over Joyed when his friends let him do a 3some with them"

by RandomGuyOnTheStreet August 16, 2020

Joyee

A girl who is a great listener and knows the right things to say to cheer you up if you're down. A be-there-when-you-need-someone person. Strong and independent and very sociable.
Great to hang out with, and would be a caring lover.
If you know a joyee, she would be your best friend or close enough. Great body, fun loving attitude, stands up for peoples rights, and tries her best to correct wrongs.

no.1: man, i was so depressed last night.
no.2: Did you try to talk to Joyee?
no.1: nah, she called me up and asked me how i was going, like she was psychic
no.2: Wow, she's amazing

by immahotmuthafugga January 16, 2011

all joed up

to be on a large amount of any intoxicant

joe took 12 bars and a 40 oc he is all joed up

by bderst December 9, 2007

Joedeek

often known for his uncoordinated walking style. Known for bringing the soccer ball and pissing of teachers especially in gym class because of his non inability to play sports. Known for his dirty joesauce.

man: Were is Joedeek with the soccer ball

man:he is probably eating some of his dirty joesauce

by Jleader January 26, 2015

All Jayed out

To be drunk like Jay, or to be trashed out of your f-ing mind.

Oh Man, I was all Jayed out last night.

by pdt1119 January 20, 2008