jizz monkey 

a female or male that is addicted to the feeling of jizz inbetween their tounge and cheek

that bitch is the biggest fucking jizz monkey out there.

jizz monkey by liberty November 19, 2004

jizz monkey 

jizz slut monkey (implies that a girl is a jizz slut, slut monkey and dumb like a monkey)

Tom: Who is Bob dating these days?
Sue: My friend Emily.
Tom: That jizz monkey? I wouldn't touch that shit with a 10-foot pole!
Sue: I can't believe you said that! She is my best friend!!
Tom: Shut up, you jizz monkey!

jizz monkey by BlueAir September 12, 2004

Jizz Monkey 

A white monkey.

There was an albino monkey that they called Jizz Monkey

Jizz Monkey by garboojizz October 18, 2022

Purple Jizz Monkey 

A Purple Jizz Monkey is the overly complex drink ordered by the d-bag in front of you at a crowded bar. Often served as a shooter, this drink is characterized by its convoluted and redundant ingredients, and is almost always ordered with 4 or 5 other equally impossible drinks. When the fuck-ram in front of you orders a Purple Jizz Monkey, this invariably delays your drink purchase by several minutes, and the chick you were talking to before you went to get drinks is probably already fucking some townie.

“Thanks a lot, Melvin, you took like 20 minutes to get our drinks and now we’re all sober.”
“Dude in front of me ordered like 5 purple jizz monkeys, my hands were tied.”

Purple Jizz Monkey by Bill Sampson, Esq. February 21, 2009

guzzling jizz monkey 

a monkey which gargle's cum in the back of his throat or the schfinkter muscle bubbles the cum and shoots it back out of its rectum

The guzzling jizz monkey farted while he was guzzling the cum in his rectum.

guzzling jizz monkey by guzzling jizz monkey May 11, 2009

monkey jizz 

A special kind of jizz .. fresh from a monkey ... what dreams are made of ... what you want the people in your company to be full of !... to have the power of greyskull.

Your a monkey jizzer - you are soooo good ... you are the best salesman around in this company !

monkey jizz by jw March 20, 2005

Jizz Money 

Someone who didn't earn their wealth, but obtained their wealth through a well timed money shot.

The Koch Brothers are Jizz Money. As a matter in fact two-thirds of the 1% are Jizz Money.

Jizz Money by Slick Lion January 20, 2016