A Jizz Monkey is a stuffed animal, usually a Monkey plush with a slight slit cut into the bottom of the Monkey creating a hole for a man's weiner.
Greg: Dude why do you have this old crusty Monkey on your bed?
Colton: Dude don't touch that, that's my Jizz Monkey
Greg: Oh I have one too but it's pink not brown.
Colton: Dude don't touch that, that's my Jizz Monkey
Greg: Oh I have one too but it's pink not brown.
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Get the Jizz Monkey mug.A Purple Jizz Monkey is the overly complex drink ordered by the d-bag in front of you at a crowded bar. Often served as a shooter, this drink is characterized by its convoluted and redundant ingredients, and is almost always ordered with 4 or 5 other equally impossible drinks. When the fuck-ram in front of you orders a Purple Jizz Monkey, this invariably delays your drink purchase by several minutes, and the chick you were talking to before you went to get drinks is probably already fucking some townie.
“Thanks a lot, Melvin, you took like 20 minutes to get our drinks and now we’re all sober.”
“Dude in front of me ordered like 5 purple jizz monkeys, my hands were tied.”
“Dude in front of me ordered like 5 purple jizz monkeys, my hands were tied.”
by Bill Sampson, Esq. February 21, 2009
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