Jizelle

Jizelle is a girl who's really sexy, fun and complicated. She usually has dark brown hair and is tall. Jizelle happens to struggle keeping her cool but when things get shitty you can totally count on her to sucker punch the person who breaks your heart.

Alex: Hey that's my friend Jizelle
Leo: Man! she's fun

by thegirlwithatwinkle March 3, 2022

jizzdom

To impart wisdom upon someone about the art of Masturbation. Coined by Adam Carolla

Let me give you a little Jizzdom about how long you should spend surfing online porn. 20 minutes and then back to work!

by yenni yeffrey June 17, 2013

Jizzdom

The feeling of wisdom that washes upon you post-orgasm.

I was going to send my dick pic to that girl from my Econ class, but I just jerked off instead. Once the jizzdom hit, I knew it was a terrible idea.

by EmilyToots January 8, 2019

Jizzed my pants

When you cum in your pants from a lap dance at a strip club.

Went to a strip club last night and got a hot lap dance from Suzy. Much to her disgust I jizzed my pants in under 30 seconds.

by kam75xx April 11, 2021

jizzdue

1. After you get done masturbating and there is sperm on your hand and body then you go to wash it off and when you thought you got it all off after a while you will see a crusty layer of dried up cum on your stomach or thumb.

2. Crusted up jizz.

3. Dried up layer of sperm after showering.

"I masturbated and then showered and dried off and when I went downstairs to eat dinner a had jizzdue all over my stomach and thumb!"

by davekicker31 June 25, 2009

Sun Jizzed

When your out in the sun for an extended perod of time, and you get absoultly baked by the sun. Im not talking a little sun burn, Im talking ROASTED.

Dude wth happened to you?

I got sun jizzed yesterday workig in the yard.

by Chico Mysterioso April 2, 2010

jizell

A thicc sweet charming lil thang with unique features and style

Jizell? Oh yeah shes thicc thicc

by Idontevenknowanympre November 14, 2019