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ripperoni

created by jocelyn wells despite what anyone may say. its true. the word is used when your broskie does something bad. but not as bad as when you would say "rip". typically, the person who says it will make a peace sign with their hands -- vertical (but about a 30 degree angle of elevation vertical) and thumbs/pinky are facing you.
jocelyn: i just got 2nd place in fortnite. frick u
kennedy: ripperoni
by litmasterk June 3, 2018
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jizzeronic

When something (anything it doesn’t have to be sexual) is so amazing that it makes you metaphorically or physically cum
Oi your brownies are actually so jizzeronic
by Finley bigger March 1, 2018
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The Ripperoni

The Ripperoni is where someone takes methane gas (typically found in a fart) and combines it with Tetrahydrocannabinol (THC), the main chemical property found in cannabis. In order to combine the two, a person ingests a pepperoni meatball sub and allows the combination of ingredients to sit in the small intestine just long enough to produce a higher concentration of methane gas in their flatulence. While allowing the the food to sit in the lower abdomen to generate enough power, the user rolls a joint or blunt to prepare. Once ready, the flatulence should be excessive with long periods sustaining 3-5 seconds, without inconsistency. The user then takes a rip of a joint while producing enough flatulence that would mimic the sound of an AC-130. As they inhale the smoke, they then inhale the fart to combine the two to create the ultimate high.
I just came back from my uncle's trailer where we took bong rips and he taught me how to master The Ripperoni. He's got a tombstone marked with RIP in his front yard with all his shitty underwear that he sacrificed in a grave trying to master the technique. God bless him
by Uncle Renegade May 5, 2017
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ripperoni

A pepperoni pizza made by a mad vegan femanazi who Shat on it instead :)
"Oh god that pixie haired bitch gone took her revenge on me pig corcus, gone darn shat on it, RIPPERONI"
by TTCheshirecatTT May 26, 2017
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Ripperoni

When you take a Massive F or R.I.P,in a UHC it us called a Ripperoni, (Superlative for R.I.P) Used by commonly known YouTuber, TapL who is known for UHC's
"Erferno just took a massive Ripperoni, bcoz he's bad at UHC's"
by Lol-Why August 18, 2020
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Nipperoni

The act of placing pepperoni slices on one's nipples for either comedic effect or fetish fulfillment.
Dave was the life of the party with his nipperoni gag.
I went home with this chick the other night and she kept feeding me nipperonis.
by Al the Chemist January 29, 2018
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Jizzeroni pizza

You know virtually all pizza 🍕 places do this. An obnoxious customer or a Karen orders a pizza. After all the ingredients are on it and before it's cooked a couple of guys go in the back and jerk off on it then bake it and serve it up to the customer as if nothing has happened. A word to the wise: treat your waitstaff kindly. If you need any further reification on this check out stained apron.com or read the late anthony bourdain's revealing book "kitchen confidential"both should be real 👁️ eye openers!
Obnoxious customer to waiter after he's finished eating his "doctored"pizza: "that was the best pizza 🍕 I've ever had! What's it called again? Male waiter,. Jizzeroni pizza
by 4realazitgits April 17, 2021
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