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When something or someone does something wrong in a dumb way and backwards way(or use it to describe anything and everything)
Marks salad is jewcocked because it has ketchup on it.
by Jewcock2000 January 7, 2023
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jeycob

Such an incredible boy he is cute handsome and the best guy in the world if you ever get to meet a Jeycob it will be hard not to feel in love with him he has everything he is cute , handsome , sweet and all the traits are always a part of him he is not shy he loves to laugh he is like an angel so if you meet a jeycob don’t ever let him go !!!!
Nataly :he is so sweet

Andy:he is definitely a jeycob
by Cutie1727 December 6, 2020
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Jewdoba

Jewdoba is the "restaurant" you go to when you eat leftovers at your desk instead of going to lunch with everyone else.
Ron: Hey man, we're goin' to Arby's, wanna go?
Tim: No thanks, I'm eatin' Jewdoba today.
Ron: Ooof, that place sucks.
by boat butter February 20, 2009
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Jewmobile

A car that mainly Jews travel in. Usually very expensive, but not pimped.Jewmobiles include Cadillacs, BMWs, and various other expensive cars.
Oh man that was one awesome Jewmobile that we passed back there.
by Jewmobile Rider May 18, 2009
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jewjob

when i jew places his jewish overgrown nose inside a womans pussy and licks her asshole at the same time as well as moving his nose in and out occasionally for added pleasure.
Man: what do you wanna do?
Woman: how about you give me another jewjob? the last one was sooooo good.
Man: ok, look out below
by acidJUNKY January 9, 2008
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Jewcopter

A helicopter made from salvaged parts found at the bargain bin. Jewcopters tend to be quite dodgy as the parts are usually made by stereochinks to ensure minimum wages and cost production. The jewcopter has many weapons like white phosphorus to dump over UN schools in Palestine. Another common feature is the Jew-strike, the ability to drop 20 Jews simultaneously in magnetic suits to pick up loose change.

Over recent years the jewcopter has evolved into a sentient being, and a war is in the making. Since Jewcopters have evolved they are known to be quite desperate, often sodomizing men, women, children, animals, corpses and even plants. A jewcopter can turn into a nuclear jewbomb, converting anyone in a 200km radius into Jews. IF a bomb like this were to hit the east coast of America it would be fatal for the world's economic resources because the JewPU (Jewish Central Procssing Unit) is unable to invest, donate and trade.
Boy: Aww Jenny your dad doesn't have a helicopter, its a fucking Jewcopter.

What that a bird, was that a plane?
No it was a jewcopter.

A.Fuck Run!
B.Why?
A.That jewcopter just raped that little girl.
B.Nice.
by GWinstonB July 6, 2009
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JewCoin

Any Small Amount Of A Generally Accepted Currency.
Bob: I would like a dumpling please.
Employee: Then give 14 JewCoins please.
Bob: Here are The JewCoins Now give dumpling bro.
by GeeveDumplingBro July 14, 2011
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