Jewquation

The process by which a Jew evaluates whether a product or service is worth the price tag associated with it.

Stein: Should I go to Dunkin Donuts tonight or eat the Entenmann's I have at home?
Weiss: Brah, Dunkin Donuts should never factor into the jewquation. Get me a french crueller while you are there.

by omgbots February 9, 2009

jaycation

A vacation with your boys in search of a decent set of ethics and moral values

Brandon stop thinking about your ex and enjoy this jaycation

by Partylaps September 28, 2020

Jestation Period

The indeterminate period of time time between reading a pun and getting the joke.

I was reading that bad white boards were unremarkable and then about 30 seconds later the jestation period expired.

by ilookmarvlus January 16, 2021

T-jection

Being rejected because you are transgender (or any similar condition thereof); primarily applied to the act of being romantically rejected.

Liz: Yep, I think it is over with that guy I told you that I met and had gone out with a few times. I told him I was trans over dinner tonight, and he left my place in a matter of only 10 minutes after finding out. Total case of T-jection I'm sure.

Friend: Aww, Liz... you poor, poor tranny.

by [e-mail] November 23, 2007

Jaycation

Going out of your way to catch covid for the sweet sweet sick days.

I only have 6 weeks of vacation left, therefore I am going to go the freedom rally so I can get a jaycation.

by Whatru9 July 17, 2022

jacation

When you take time off of work, days, sometimes weeks, specifically for the purpose of sitting around jacking off.

I just paid for a subscription to this awesome porn site, and invested in a shit load of lotion and napkins. Now all I need to do is ask my boss for some time off so I can take a relaxing jacation.

by BigLerk November 30, 2013

jobcation

Working while on Vacation.

The blue Caribbean waters is my office view, I am really loving my jobcation!

by #C May 29, 2014