call Mary-Kate

To do something that is not exactly the most effective course of action in the face of an emergency or disaster. See "death of Heath Ledger".

George W. Bush, when he learned about the attacks on New York, pulled a 'call Mary-Kate' when he kept reading that children's book to those kids.

by [e-mail] February 09, 2008

E-bandonment

When someone you meet online disappears without a trace- forever.

I met this guy online from England last year and totally fell in love with him, but he has not been online in months or answered any of my phone calls. Oh, how the e-bandonment kills my soul!

by [e-mail] October 04, 2007

Doing the Rainbow

To have had romantic or sexual engagements with every race in your lifetime. One only reaches the status of having *done* the Rainbow after you have completed this accomplishment, which unless you are a sleazy whore in a heavily multi-cultural area, may take some time.

Josh: Me, I have only been with one girl who was not white.

Liz: Me, I have "done the Rainbow".

Josh: What is "doing the Rainbow"?

Liz: It is having been with at least one member of every race I can think of.

by [e-mail] November 17, 2007

sweating my cock

When someone wants a guy (sexually, romantically, whatever), they are sweating his cock.

Scott: You are totally sweating my cock, aren't you.

Liz: Shut up Scott.

Scott: You totally want me.

by [e-mail] October 25, 2007

para

The word "paranoid" in short form.

"Hey man, don't be so para! No cops are shining a light into this house from out of the street!!"

by [e-mail] February 04, 2008

Billary Clinton

Hillary and Bill Clinton --especially in the context of how they are campaigning together in the 2008 Presidential Election.

Barack Obama is having to fight Billary Clinton in the primaries!

by [e-mail] January 27, 2008

DBSP

"Don't Be So Paranoid."

Rocky: What are those noises outside!?!?!? And why is my skin itching and burning! Someone must be sabotaging me!

Liz: "DBSP!! babe.... D-B-S-P!!"

by [e-mail] February 04, 2008