Definitions by BigLerk

doornado

When some one is going through one of those revolving doors to enter a building, quickly go up and spin the door as fast as you can while they're trapped inside. One of the best pranks ever!

I had a fucked day at the office. My boss was a being such an asshole. I was so pissed I hit him with the doornado as he was leaving the office. Can't believe I got fired the next day. Fucked up coincidence I guess.

doornado by BigLerk November 30, 2013

jacation 

When you take time off of work, days, sometimes weeks, specifically for the purpose of sitting around jacking off.

I just paid for a subscription to this awesome porn site, and invested in a shit load of lotion and napkins. Now all I need to do is ask my boss for some time off so I can take a relaxing jacation.

jacation by BigLerk November 30, 2013