Holy JesusCakes!

An exclamation of epic, holy, cakeworthy proportions.

Nathan: Dude. Miley Cyrus was just crucified for being Satan.

Chandler: HOLY JESUSCAKES! THE WORLD HAS JUST BEEN CLEANSED OF THE SCOURGE OF THE EARTH!

by Piss T. Aker January 2, 2010

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jessicasexual

When you feel a sexual attraction towards Jessica Capshaw
“I can’t stop staring at pictures of Derek Shepherd. I must be dereksexual.”

“I can’t stop thinking about Jessica Capshaw. I must be Jessicasexual

by Lexiearizonaamelialoveu January 16, 2021

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Backstabbing bitch who will do anything she can to ruin friendships. She doesn't care about anyone but herself and how she can get on top. Basically nobody needs a Jessecah in their life. She will completely ruin your life. Don't trust anyone that spells their name J-E-S-S-E-C-A-H

Alex: bro this girl ruined my relationship
Nate: Is her name Jessecah?
Alex: yeah
Nate: That's why

by itsyaboidan September 5, 2017

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Pulling a Jesseca

When a freshman dates a senior

Brittany: did you hear about that freshman Aliyah dating that senior Blake
Elizabeth: yep. She's Pulling a Jesseca

by sarcasm.is.my.second.language April 2, 2015

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jeesecake

n. Wondrously delicious baking that could only have been forged in the oven of a god. A cream-filled god.

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Stitch quickly my friend. Amanda brought jeesecake and laid it on the altar of baking heaven in the break room.

Are you sure your medication is still working?

by gnostic3 December 20, 2025

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