Jerkout

Excessive or prolonged masturbation to the extent that it becomes a form of working out. Usually this results in sore forearms.

I got a serious jerkout after watching Anal Masters six times in a row last night.

by TayRexz April 21, 2011

Professor Hans Jerkov

Slang normally used to denote the act of masturbation.

You saw the mess he did with his... addiction?
Yeah, apparently he consulted Professor Hans Jerkov.

by Polaris Alpha April 25, 2010

jerkpatrick

When a "so-called" experienced snowboarder completely eats it on the slopes and yardsales like a newbie.

Bra, did you see Kirky faceplant on the bunny trail? That was the most embarassing jerkpatrick eva!

yardsale faceplant

by Granuppie April 21, 2009

JerkPig

One who objectifies the opposite sex. One who makes up lame excuses to look at hot people. One who will shamelessly drool over hot people. One who stares at people stretching in the gym. Anyone who molests the opposite sex with their eyes.

“Oh my god! Look at that JerkPig looking up that guy's shorts!!!"

by JerkPig January 15, 2009

Jerdop

When everyone wants to be just like someone because of how awesome/cool they are.

Wow. That kid Adrian is so jerdop.

by The 3 Dollar Bill July 12, 2011

Jerkolepsy

Passing out immediately following a furious masturbation session.

Sorry I missed our date, I suffer from jerkolepsy.

by Chronic Jerkoleptic October 9, 2011

Jerkodex

The mental log of imagined sexual images you conjure when masturbating.

"Did you see that super-hot Colombian girl working at the bank? She's definitely getting filed in the Jerkodex."

by Maesutoro December 27, 2009