A Jared padalecki is a rare species of
half moose half Hansome god. You will see him mostly eating candy. He is secretly 5. He loves put prechewed gum on people's countertops so check him at the door. He delicate so protect him at all times. If you want to summon him you will need the following.
1. 2 cheeseburger with lettuce and tomato don't forget I repeat don't forget the mustart or it won't work
2. An nintendo switch or any type
3. Candy and about 3 pounds of it
4. His bff Jensen
Complete this steps and you can summon you a Jared padalecki
PS. Don't loose his shoe it makes him sad
half moose half Hansome god. You will see him mostly eating candy. He is secretly 5. He loves put prechewed gum on people's countertops so check him at the door. He delicate so protect him at all times. If you want to summon him you will need the following.
1. 2 cheeseburger with lettuce and tomato don't forget I repeat don't forget the mustart or it won't work
2. An nintendo switch or any type
3. Candy and about 3 pounds of it
4. His bff Jensen
Complete this steps and you can summon you a Jared padalecki
PS. Don't loose his shoe it makes him sad
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Get the jared from subway mug.A humble man scorned from loving the right people at the wrong time. After the first time you meet him how could you not fall in love. He can hide his love so well but if one ever tells you 'i love you' don't ever, EVER, EVERRR let him go. He will show you all the things about you that you never thought were cool and will fuck you so well. Is such a perfect human but they don't even see how much love everyone has for them. They are strong, nurturing, kind, sweet, adventurous, loyal, fun, experimental, smart, dog-lovers, have the best hair, beautiful brown eyes, and with one touch can melt your heart and not wanna let him go. They have the best pets that will protect you if you're lucky enough for them to like you. Nothing in the whole wide world of your existence will ever compare to how wonderful of a life you would have with a Jarrett by your side. They join for the fun and stay for the love. Make sure you let go of all your insecurities because once you meet him they will all come to the surface for you to deal with. They are so forgiving so make sure you follow thru with being the best you can be for them.
girl: hey i started talking with Jarrett again...
boy: how's that going?
girl: i'm so anxious because he's still such a beautiful person
boy: damn you're really never gonna get over him huh
girl: *whispers (i will always love Jarrett)* huh, what?
boy: how's that going?
girl: i'm so anxious because he's still such a beautiful person
boy: damn you're really never gonna get over him huh
girl: *whispers (i will always love Jarrett)* huh, what?
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He was born July 19, 1982 in San Antonio, Texas.
He played Dean Forester in Gilmore Girls, Wade in House of Wax, Clay Miller in Friday the 13th, and more importantly, he plays Sam Winchester in Supernatural which comes on the CW on Fridays.
He was born July 19, 1982 in San Antonio, Texas.
He played Dean Forester in Gilmore Girls, Wade in House of Wax, Clay Miller in Friday the 13th, and more importantly, he plays Sam Winchester in Supernatural which comes on the CW on Fridays.
Girl 1: What are you watching?
Girl 2: Supernatural.
Girl 1: It looks creepy
Girl 2: No shit, it's about demons and the apocalypse
Girl 1: Then why are you watching it.
Girl 2: Okay, you see that long haired one?
Girl 1: Mhmm, he's hot.
Girl 2: His name is Jared Padalecki, HE'S why I'm watching this.
Girl 1: Dude, did he just take off his shirt?
Girl 2: GEEZUS!! *dies*
Girl 2: Supernatural.
Girl 1: It looks creepy
Girl 2: No shit, it's about demons and the apocalypse
Girl 1: Then why are you watching it.
Girl 2: Okay, you see that long haired one?
Girl 1: Mhmm, he's hot.
Girl 2: His name is Jared Padalecki, HE'S why I'm watching this.
Girl 1: Dude, did he just take off his shirt?
Girl 2: GEEZUS!! *dies*
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I think we should start to make him a part of this awesome friendship we have"
I think we should start to make him a part of this awesome friendship we have"
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