A country that's very much overrated or misunderstood.
Japanese school system isn't 'superior' to American system--in fact, it's more harmful than benefitial to the nation. With such an emphasis on reaching the next level of education, the only thing that the school focusses on is to get into the good high school or university. The amount of pointless studies is so ridiculous that frankly, it's ruining the country.
Do you really think that Jyuku is a good idea? Well... let's look at the youth suicidal rates again.
The government is so tangled with yakuza that it's not even funny.
Let's not go into the music as it happens to be the second cousin of shit. Sorry, five robotic men standing in a line with a mic in their hand and odd hand motions with monotonous songs isn't quite music. And I'm talking about SMAP.
Perfecting the art of toilets might be funny, but it also quite ironically shows how warped the country is. Did you know that the Tokyo area has a Jesus-themed cafe? With bloody crusifixes? How does that NOT show how corrupt and ruined the country is?
The language also has three systems of reverence. Obviously, this has done nothing to strengthen the Japanese people's backbone. Blind, mindless worship, that's what it is.
Quite simply, Japan is a country that's been in trouble ever since Matthew Perry came knocking so politely on their door so to speak. With cannons.
Oh, and he was a yank. Go figure. Bloody xenophiles gotta learn to stay in their own fucking turf--ruin your own country, and keep out of the rest of the world!
Japanese school system isn't 'superior' to American system--in fact, it's more harmful than benefitial to the nation. With such an emphasis on reaching the next level of education, the only thing that the school focusses on is to get into the good high school or university. The amount of pointless studies is so ridiculous that frankly, it's ruining the country.
Do you really think that Jyuku is a good idea? Well... let's look at the youth suicidal rates again.
The government is so tangled with yakuza that it's not even funny.
Let's not go into the music as it happens to be the second cousin of shit. Sorry, five robotic men standing in a line with a mic in their hand and odd hand motions with monotonous songs isn't quite music. And I'm talking about SMAP.
Perfecting the art of toilets might be funny, but it also quite ironically shows how warped the country is. Did you know that the Tokyo area has a Jesus-themed cafe? With bloody crusifixes? How does that NOT show how corrupt and ruined the country is?
The language also has three systems of reverence. Obviously, this has done nothing to strengthen the Japanese people's backbone. Blind, mindless worship, that's what it is.
Quite simply, Japan is a country that's been in trouble ever since Matthew Perry came knocking so politely on their door so to speak. With cannons.
Oh, and he was a yank. Go figure. Bloody xenophiles gotta learn to stay in their own fucking turf--ruin your own country, and keep out of the rest of the world!
by chocolate99 March 31, 2007
Get the japanmug. Japan is a costal country with many small islands located in the east. It is the ultimate source of hentai, child porn, incese, tentacle rape, AV (porn where women with high squeky voice), where women get groped if they are not careful and a place where you need to have a license to ride a bike(huh? what the ....). A place with high suicide rate too ! ( Thats why their nerds watch so much anime and play so much computer games to delude themselves , to escape reality) PLus, they allow secreat socirties to exist!
It is heaven for the perverts all over the world !
It is heaven for the perverts all over the world !
The japanese government allows people to form organizations and register it with them. These organizations are actually dangerous gangs...
by I LOVE HENTAI November 3, 2007
Get the japanmug. A codeword for when girls have their monthly business. Derived from the appearance of their national flag.
Girl1: Holy shit, I don't feel well at all.
Girl2: Oh really? What's wrong?
Girl1: I'm in Japan...
Girl2: Aw, take an Advil.
Girl2: Oh really? What's wrong?
Girl1: I'm in Japan...
Girl2: Aw, take an Advil.
by A Sympathetic friend May 9, 2009
Get the japanmug. A skateboarding trick in which the skater bends his/her legs and body to one side and grabs the bottom of the board.
So called because from the front or back, the skater's pose is a similar shape to the country or Japan.
So called because from the front or back, the skater's pose is a similar shape to the country or Japan.
by Rhodoferax November 5, 2008
Get the japanmug. 1) n. Any archipelago of islands inhabited by a dense population of monkeys who are afraid to venture out of their islands because they are too scared.
2) n. or v. Act of changing one's embarrassing histories of violence and prostitution
3) n. Any island country that has lots of people getting stabbed and has children murdered by neighbors
4) n. An island country that does not have anybody tall or good looking.
5) v. Act of having an incestous relationship with one's parents.
6) n. A country where having a public baths with both sexes in one tub are allowed
7) n. The country to the East of Korean Peninsula located on the EAST SEA that charges many people, especially the tourists, double or triple the actual value.
2) n. or v. Act of changing one's embarrassing histories of violence and prostitution
3) n. Any island country that has lots of people getting stabbed and has children murdered by neighbors
4) n. An island country that does not have anybody tall or good looking.
5) v. Act of having an incestous relationship with one's parents.
6) n. A country where having a public baths with both sexes in one tub are allowed
7) n. The country to the East of Korean Peninsula located on the EAST SEA that charges many people, especially the tourists, double or triple the actual value.
Ex. 1) Look! I think I see a japan on the east of Korea
Ex. 2) I am not sure if Germany is going to japan out on their history classes about the holocaust.
Ex. 3) The news speaks of japan that has yet another boy killed by a neighboring woman.
Ex. 4) Mini-Me is considered a man of handsome man of average height in Japan
Ex. 5) Yeah. Joe is japaned with his mom
Ex. 6) I want to go to Japan's public baths with all you girls.
Ex. 7) I just got ripped off in Japan.
Ex. 2) I am not sure if Germany is going to japan out on their history classes about the holocaust.
Ex. 3) The news speaks of japan that has yet another boy killed by a neighboring woman.
Ex. 4) Mini-Me is considered a man of handsome man of average height in Japan
Ex. 5) Yeah. Joe is japaned with his mom
Ex. 6) I want to go to Japan's public baths with all you girls.
Ex. 7) I just got ripped off in Japan.
by James Ban June 6, 2006
Get the japanmug. 
the most overrated yet the most underrated country in the world.
overrated by maniac headless anime fans that think that japan is heaven while any anime is just an imaginary world that represents its maker dark sides or ideals just like any american or euro movie.
underrated by americans because it is the only country to actually reach america and damage it literally in WW2 and until now, and due to economical and artistic and sportive concurrence between the two countries.
so in general it is a country with highs and lows like any other country the only difference is that its facade is damaged by both its lovers and haters.
overrated by maniac headless anime fans that think that japan is heaven while any anime is just an imaginary world that represents its maker dark sides or ideals just like any american or euro movie.
underrated by americans because it is the only country to actually reach america and damage it literally in WW2 and until now, and due to economical and artistic and sportive concurrence between the two countries.
so in general it is a country with highs and lows like any other country the only difference is that its facade is damaged by both its lovers and haters.
Japan at least it leaves tentacle rape into animes not like countries that rape your mind and soul every day while looking like saints from the outside. nevermind.
by purple moon wolf March 28, 2010
Get the japanmug.