Jerkless January

Jerkless January is an event in which, if you failed NNN, you are to go the entire month of January without jerking off, for if you failed NNN, you will be redeemed if you participate in JJ, but if you fail NNN AND JJ, then you will be classified as the inbred fucking failure you are (but only if you decided to participate in NNN (or JJ) in the first place)! People who won NNN can also partake in JJ, anyone is able to do JJ, and besides, I`m sure it would be good for you if you were the retard who decided to participate in Destroy your Dick December.

Fred: Zack, I think I`m gonna participate in Jerkless January this year.
Zack: I believe in you! We may have failed NNN, but we will not fail this month!!

by JustAnotherSickFuckOnUrbanDic May 19, 2021

january 5

January 5 is national famous person day. Whoever is born on this day is now famous

Dude- Wow! She was born on January 5...she must be famous

by I like Florida October 15, 2019

January 4th

The day that all the angels have arisen. If this is your birthday, something big is coming up. Your going to love the new change.

“Oh she/he was born on January 4th? Shiiitttt their lucky, their gonna have something big coming in the future.”

by Ur maddaaa October 15, 2019

January 5

Slap your best friend day

On January 5 you get to SLAP your bestie

by magicultorie December 13, 2019

January 26th

The best people are born on this day and are to be loved forever don't let them go no matter what. They are also adorable.

Karen- why are you so adorable
Voice 2-I was born on January 26th duh!

by Urbae1739 December 20, 2019

January 3

People who are born on the january 3rd are very beautiful people. They are funny, savage, pretty, helpful and kind! You will definitely not regret being friends with them! They have a soft side and a baddie side.

Soft side: Very kind and helpful. Funny af, drop dead gorgeous and cheerful

baddie side: Savage, can be pretty mean and sexy

wow she is soooo hot!! I bet she is born on the january 3

by falash October 18, 2019

Join Jesus January

You have read the bible 5 times a day and give out bible to cleanse your friends from destroy dick December. If one fails Join Jesus January god will smite them.

John: Take this bible in the holy name of Join Jesus January
Phil: I'm good
John: Your a dead man

by Spam Police November 12, 2018