Wow I got so hammered last night, this morning I could barely move I felt like a Jamaican Rock.
Guy- "Damn girl/guy you're making my dick is as hard as a Jamaican Rock right now."
Girl- "My nipples are as hard as a Jamaican Rock right now."
Guy- "Damn girl/guy you're making my dick is as hard as a Jamaican Rock right now."
Girl- "My nipples are as hard as a Jamaican Rock right now."
by dabestdocker July 11, 2011
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Rihanna fans from Jamaica who support her music and her Jamaica and Bajan heritage.
Rihanna fans from Jamaica who support her music and her Jamaica and Bajan heritage.
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Jamaica Turner can be called a joint smoked (or a person) in two situations:
- A person who is used to smoking very bad weed from the last street corner and, after accidentally smoking a really good joint from Jamaica at friends or relatives' house, turns into a stereotypical rastaman who grows his own weed.
- A really bad person who is mean to everyone including gossiping about other people, spreading bad moods and telling lies, but after smoking a really good joint from Jamaica undergoes a personality change and only spreads love and peace
- A person who is used to smoking very bad weed from the last street corner and, after accidentally smoking a really good joint from Jamaica at friends or relatives' house, turns into a stereotypical rastaman who grows his own weed.
- A really bad person who is mean to everyone including gossiping about other people, spreading bad moods and telling lies, but after smoking a really good joint from Jamaica undergoes a personality change and only spreads love and peace
Example 1:
Homie A: Hey brother, let's smoke.
Homie B: OK, but this time we're smoking some of mine, not your poor quality weed.
Homie A: I don't know what's wrong with my weed but ok why not.....(Takes a big hit) 0_0
Homie B: ...what?
Homie A: (throws away his street weed) So di ting set jau, fock my Guzumba weed! I'm traveling to Jamaica and growing my own!
Example 2:
Homie A: Hey, did you hear what happened to Mad Tyson?
Homie B: No, what happend to this motherfucker?
Homie A: Yesterday he was fighting in Tyrones Bar and talking shit, today after he smoked a joint with the jamaicans he walks around with a guitar and sings songs about love and world peace.
Homie B: Jo, that joint was a Jamaica Turner!
Homie A: Hey brother, let's smoke.
Homie B: OK, but this time we're smoking some of mine, not your poor quality weed.
Homie A: I don't know what's wrong with my weed but ok why not.....(Takes a big hit) 0_0
Homie B: ...what?
Homie A: (throws away his street weed) So di ting set jau, fock my Guzumba weed! I'm traveling to Jamaica and growing my own!
Example 2:
Homie A: Hey, did you hear what happened to Mad Tyson?
Homie B: No, what happend to this motherfucker?
Homie A: Yesterday he was fighting in Tyrones Bar and talking shit, today after he smoked a joint with the jamaicans he walks around with a guitar and sings songs about love and world peace.
Homie B: Jo, that joint was a Jamaica Turner!
by Luis Song March 7, 2022
Get the Jamaica Turner mug.A Verb. Usually applies to when on vacation or on a casual excursion, you take your wife/gf to a nice reggae bar for some music and nice times. Shortly there-after every rasta dude in the joint is having his turn with her and many times its more than just dancing!
Friend: Hey Bob, you've been down since you came back from your vacation last week. What gives?
Bob: I didn't what to say anything but while we where in Montego Bay, I took Rita to a Reggae joint and we got ""Jamaicaned"
Now all she wants to do is listen to Bob Marley cd's and have me wear a dreadlock wig while we have sex.
Bob: I didn't what to say anything but while we where in Montego Bay, I took Rita to a Reggae joint and we got ""Jamaicaned"
Now all she wants to do is listen to Bob Marley cd's and have me wear a dreadlock wig while we have sex.
by Tiki Joe June 7, 2009
Get the Jamaicaned mug.A tall, handsome demigod. Man from hip up, God from hip down. A Jamaar is usually very intelligent and grounded. He can get along with everyone. However, If a Jamaar doesn't like you, you will know it. A Jamaar is a kind individual with a hard exterior, yet soft middle. He is a good friend and even better listener. He doesn't tend to dwell in the presence of fools. Jamaars mate for life but are extremely picky about who they choose to settle down with. They often choose royalty to consort with. They are known to produce impressive offspring as a result of their perfect "D's" If you have a Jamaar hold onto them, they are valuable and will provide a lifetime of enjoyment.
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Noun, singular Portuguese
1. The act of faking with wonder; to astonish someone with untrue accusations
2. The most requested song to every single DJ in a party
Noun, singular Portuguese
1. The act of faking with wonder; to astonish someone with untrue accusations
2. The most requested song to every single DJ in a party
"Do you have "Jajão" in your playlist? Could you play it? It's my favorite song!" ~ random overmaked-up chick
"Yes I do" ~ DJ Request
*plays "Sandstorm", by Darude, giving her jajão*
"Yes I do" ~ DJ Request
*plays "Sandstorm", by Darude, giving her jajão*
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