jabbin the slaw

When a dude is trying to penetrate a pussy that is super sloppy and stinky with extraordinarily long hair.

Dude, I was jabbin the slaw last night but that skank's pussy was such a mess I couldn't find the hole.

by Tittsmcgee January 28, 2017

Jaimie

Jaimie is the most beutifull person anyone will ever meet she is funny,caring,smart and all the above she is one of the greatest people ever and can whoo anyone (good kisser as well) mostly pared up with people with the name Jake who are also great people just type up a definition

Jake: wow Jaimie is so beautiful I’m so lucky to have her in my life
Person: I know ye wish she was my girlfriend u lucky basterd

by Jaimie boyfriend May 19, 2018

Jabiden

Slang hood name for Joe Biden( Used in a SNL skit)

My running mate Jabiden has the black support!

by mikethemedic October 31, 2020

East Jabip

A fictitious town that is far away from where you currently are.

"It took so long to get there that I was almost to East Jabip!"

by MightyMousePA August 9, 2008

Jaimi

An amazing person! Beautiful inside and out, smart, witty, loving and strong. Great fashion sense and sense of humor, she's the best!

Jaimi is the shit!

by JennaDoll August 16, 2011

Jailitis

When a prisoner, while on his way to jail/at jail, all of sudden has 'difficulty breathing', 'extremely high blood pressure' or some other form of bogus medical condition. The prisoner by law must be taken to a comfortable hospital bed with free food to by cleared medically. This can often take hours - thus avoiding a cold cement cell a period of time.

"I was a block away from the jail when my prisoner got a case of 'jailitis'. I was stuck sitting at the hospital with him for 4 hours.

by moneyman123 June 30, 2010

Jabimpin

Adjective: A way of describing something that is cool or fucking amazing.

Yo nigga that car is fucking jabimpin

by jabimpin April 17, 2012