jag

An interest or area of knowledge.
A "thing," as in, "Are you doing that leadership conference jag this weekend?"

"Karen, do you like the new My Chemical Romance CD?"
"Nah, emo music isn't really my jag."

"George, does my tie match my shirt?"
"I dunno, man, fashion isn't my jag."

by R.K. Cooper February 11, 2008

jag

an asshole.

Wow, that guy's a total jag.

by Forrealll November 10, 2010

jag

Just-A-Guy or Just-A-Girl. He's better than a SLUG (Semi Lingering Under-Average Guy), but he's really just a guy. It's NEVA his world - not now, not neva.

What a Jag!

by DRJC November 12, 2010

jag

A term used by retards on their social media the day after they partied. They want everyone to know that something went wrong (they messed up / got caught/ didn't have fun). Then they do the same exact thing next weekend, and also call it a jag.

If only last night wasn't such a jag.
Chloe's party was such a jag!

by Officer Jonathon October 15, 2018

jag

Short for Jagermeister, the licorice tasting booze.

Girls slamming jag are looking to get stuffed.

by Ian January 23, 2004

jag

A. To, through no skill of your own, make something fortuitous happen. or
B. To seriously screw up something. or
C. To burp the worm (masturbate).

A. You bastard! How did you jag that? (after winning a prize)
A. Somehow jagged that one! (after fluking a pool shot)
B. Oh fuck! I jagged it! (after missing a pool shot)
C. I didn't have anything to do, so I jagged it 'til it bled.

by Dav Byrne January 07, 2006

jag

a load of banded lumber, or loose lumber that is stacked on the forks of a forklift.

Move that jag out of the way.

by Ron-0 December 05, 2007