by Johnny Ex con April 15, 2018

When your wife/girlfriend is menstruating (i.e. on the rag) and the only sexual release available to you is masturbation.
(This is a tribute to the late comedian Robert Schimmel, who coined this phrase before his death in a song of the same name.)
(This is a tribute to the late comedian Robert Schimmel, who coined this phrase before his death in a song of the same name.)
John: "Hey. You alright, man? you look tense."
Ray: "Yeah. The wife is on the rag, man.. Gonna be a long week in the Jack Shack."
John: "Ah. Gotcha."
Ray: "Yeah. The wife is on the rag, man.. Gonna be a long week in the Jack Shack."
John: "Ah. Gotcha."
by Averant September 19, 2010

"Has anyone seen Dan?"
"He's in the bathroom and I saw him go into the jack off shack so it'll be a while"
"He's in the bathroom and I saw him go into the jack off shack so it'll be a while"
by lillukey August 16, 2018

by Thomas Jonathon Crapper May 4, 2025
