Grammar Italian Fascist

Like a Grammar Nazi, except incompetent.

Internet User: i want you read your script and give some feed back, free of charge

Grammar Italian Fascist: Maybe your should learn to write before you offer to give a critique.

by dTraj October 20, 2010

Italian Laptop

eating a personal pan pizza out of a box on your lap - usually in the presence of a lot of other hungry people

John (looking at Guiseppe eating a personal pan pizza out of a box) - "look at that bastard Giuseppe over there with his italian laptop"

Duane - "I wish he had some more, but you know how Italians and their laptops can be..."

by DuaneChapman May 26, 2011

itala

Itala is a strong hearted and emotional girl can be friendly and overly aggressive and are able to hit.they are able to fall in love easily and gets what is wanted, lovable and have alot of amazing friends.

Most Itala's are beautiful singers in Italy.
Itala is a strong heart beautiful girl.

by inkXerror.com December 21, 2018

The Italian Blessing

The Italian Blessing refers to the typically massive/ awesome size of an Italian man's penis.

Holy f*cking sh*t! Look at Luca Bertulessi's penis! He's definitely got The Italian Blessing.

by MintySucc October 25, 2016

Italian Jesus

A name for Formula 1 driver Antonio Giovinazzi.

Darren: Hey Tom, did you see the Italian Jesus did a fastest lap
Tom: I know, he is racing prodigy

by TheBlownDiffuser June 28, 2021

italian swirl

When a guy takes a shit while receiving head, he. Flushes the toilet as a courteous gesture

Syhulk wanted Caltari to give him an Italian swirl in the men's room.

by MrBbad September 27, 2015

italee

An amazing person that will be loyal to u. It is difficult to gain her full trust but it will all be worth it once u actually know her. She loves everybody and doesn’t have problems with people. She can can be really wild, weird, and really funny. She is a very fun person to talk to. She may think that she is ugly but other people tell her that she is not and she appreciates it. She has happy life most of the time. She focuses on her and the people that she loves. She will never give up on you. If u find a girl like this, ur lucky. She will be there when u need her.

Italee is a person I can always talk to, I don’t know what I would do without her.

by arieleodjdnens June 8, 2019