1) a) What people who buy the iPhone 4 on Verizon now will be when the iPhone 5 comes out in the Summer.
b) What any person who buys an Apple product is in less than six months from purchase when a newer, upgraded (or cheaper) version is released.
b) What any person who buys an Apple product is in less than six months from purchase when a newer, upgraded (or cheaper) version is released.
a) bought the iPhone as soon as he could when the iPhone 4 came out on Verizon; now, he's contractually stuck with it even though the far superior iPhone 5 was released. He sure got iPoned!
b) I bought a MacBook last July. Now, Apple sells the same laptop is 300 dollars cheaper. I was iPoned so badly.
b) I bought a MacBook last July. Now, Apple sells the same laptop is 300 dollars cheaper. I was iPoned so badly.
by Flirm Li January 20, 2011
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Apple fanboys who know everything about the company from the first line of code on the first Macintosh's operating system to the colour of the inner walls of Steve Job's small intestine
"OMG, I cannot, CANNOT, beliiiiiieve that you still don't have an iPod yet."
"I kind of like my mp3 player dude. I can carry a spare battery around with me in case it runs out and you can't do that with an iPod right?"
"OMG, OMG! Do you know anything about lithium-ion batteries or are you just trying to be cool? Apple bashing is so cool now right? Just get a fucking iPod and an iPhone like uuuuurverybody else."
"Look, iSpod, it's not cute anymore. I'm sick of you sticking your iPhone in my face and showing me some lame app that was seemingly designed by a twelve year old retarded kid. I'm sick of you holding up your iPad in the middle of town and shouting about how cool augmented reality is whilst running about like a fairy. And I'm sick of the sound leak from your shitty, white Apple brand head phones. So. Just. FUCK! OFF!!!!"
"OMG, like whatever."
*KILLS*
"I kind of like my mp3 player dude. I can carry a spare battery around with me in case it runs out and you can't do that with an iPod right?"
"OMG, OMG! Do you know anything about lithium-ion batteries or are you just trying to be cool? Apple bashing is so cool now right? Just get a fucking iPod and an iPhone like uuuuurverybody else."
"Look, iSpod, it's not cute anymore. I'm sick of you sticking your iPhone in my face and showing me some lame app that was seemingly designed by a twelve year old retarded kid. I'm sick of you holding up your iPad in the middle of town and shouting about how cool augmented reality is whilst running about like a fairy. And I'm sick of the sound leak from your shitty, white Apple brand head phones. So. Just. FUCK! OFF!!!!"
"OMG, like whatever."
*KILLS*
by H.S. Willsy August 27, 2011
Get the iSpod mug.Someone who worships a mystical man somewhere in the skys. Can also be described as someone capable of no thought of their own, usually easy to spot because they constantly ask for help from other people to solve their own problems, or they constantly try to tell you that there is a god.
Isonide dude: help i cant decide between apple or cherry pie
pro dude: quit being such an Isonide
pro dude: Dude this guy is a huge Isonide.
Isonide dude: REPENT OR BURN!
pro dude: quit being such an Isonide
pro dude: Dude this guy is a huge Isonide.
Isonide dude: REPENT OR BURN!
by TankerOwner January 10, 2008
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connotes "being afraid, threatened, dramatic, emasculated, sadboi, misogyny"
connotes "being afraid, threatened, dramatic, emasculated, sadboi, misogyny"
A: uy pre, napanood mo yung conference ng mga lalaking nagrereklamo?
B: you mean the iskonference?
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A: basta naniniwala ako na dapat magpaubaya ang mga babae sa mga lalake. That is my iskonviction.
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See also:
iskonnection -- bond between boys
iskontradiction -- mansplaining, but more aggressive
iskonvenient -- preferred by boys
iskontrol -- the urge to assert influence
B: you mean the iskonference?
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A: basta naniniwala ako na dapat magpaubaya ang mga babae sa mga lalake. That is my iskonviction.
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See also:
iskonnection -- bond between boys
iskontradiction -- mansplaining, but more aggressive
iskonvenient -- preferred by boys
iskontrol -- the urge to assert influence
by genshin_simpact April 17, 2022
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