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Used to describe a jewish troll
Ignore him, he is being a total Ison
Ison by pepsidoc August 17, 2023
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Ison • iSONEWS • isonu • Isondra • isonette • isong • isoni • Isonia • Isonide • isonil
after sex with a beautiful woman and while still in bed, to longingly look down the hall at your shop vac
She was awesome and hot in every way but I was still isoned.
ison by Mr Miracle September 10, 2007

Haley ison

a great wounderful woman that you just want to be around all you can..... she is perfect to most and can take alot. she is also very loving and isnt very shy about anything unless she is going to be introduced to your family or have to read something in front of people... she is just the best woman a man could ever know and you would be stupid not to take a chance with her if you got one!!!!
Haley ison by CMSgtLohr April 16, 2011

jack ison 

Ben was being a jack ison last night
jack ison by MyDadsABaldCunt November 28, 2016

Jon Ison 

The most masculine and sexually arousing male ever to roam the planet
Person 1: Hey did you see Jon Ison today?
Person 2: *cums*
Jon Ison by WillThatGuy June 5, 2024

Ma Deuce is on the Loose! 

Ma Deuce is on the Loose is military slang, for the effective use of a M-2 .50 heavy machine gun in combat.
The sappers try to cut the perimeter wire, but they get cut down when Ma Deuce is on the Loose!
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
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