the ironman

When a man get a piece of metal and put it in the anal hole it will make gaping and then starts to bleed then the guy continues to lick it then vomiting it on the girls back

I heard amy Aden has the Ironman last night

by Lil com stain August 3, 2018

Ironman

While getting a blowjob you bust a nut in the chicks mouth, then slam a magnet to her braces making her swallow.

Brittney thought she was too good to swallow until I gave her the Ironman.

by IndyJEB May 26, 2009

Ironman

Eat a girl out when she's having her period

I don't even need to take my vitamins today because I just gave Sharleen the Ironman

by The11Man June 11, 2009

Ironman

In close reference to "superman", ironman is when a man gets upset with his female companion for not having sex with him and cums all over her body, wraps her up in alluminum foil, and lets it dry so that she looks like the super hero; Ironman.

"That chick looks so ugly that she needs to be ironmanned".
"She didn't put out so i ironmanned her".

by B. J. Manlove February 27, 2008

Ironman

Popular term in St. Mary's County, MD, especially at the college. Named because of the 3 "events" involved, thus making it a triatholon. A team of two people has to drink 30 beers, smoke 1/8 of marijuana, and eat a large pizza in 12 hours. Similar concept to a case race, except more substances involved.

"We were going to do a whole Ironman the Saturday of World Carnival, but we messed up by leaving the beer for last."

by jadedruby22 May 7, 2008

Ironman

You have sex with a girl at the edge of a flight of steps, after you cum, you push her down the steps. If she comes back to you then she is the ironman

Yo did you hear about Brenda? Jim had sex with her last night and apparently she is the ironman

by Ujockdrock June 15, 2008

Ironman

1. n. A popular punishment given in wrestling by bastard coaches, usually involving getting beaten by more experienced wreslers (the coach too, if he feels kinky) until you are too tired to even get a hard-on, and then slowly beat down by bitchy girl wrestlers who can't take you down otherwise, then tease you grabbing you balls and pretending nothing happened.

2. v. To get so hard and horny that you must either jack-off or do a girl in the next 5 minutes. Not to be confused with hard-on or superman.

1. That fucking coach gave me an ironman for talking about his mom, and now my balls are blue from those bitches grabbing them.

2. I had and ironman from looking at that porno movie and now I got to jack-off or something!

by Markydnik October 9, 2006