investment biker

n. 1.A person who attempts to hide their button-down, 9-5 life by dressing in leather and riding a motocycle on the weekend.

{conjunction of "investment banker" and "biker"; coined by Jon of Austin, TX}

That guy on the Harley sporting the latest J. Crew closed-toe sandle is such an investment biker.

by Jon June 5, 2004

investigaytion

The process of trying to figure out if one of your peers is gay.

Amy: I think Bob is gay.
Joe: Maybe, lets conduct an investigaytion just to be sure.

by alrightstill February 16, 2009

Investigationgate

A disinformation tactic where political party A abuses of their newfound power to publicly accuse and investigate opposition party B for the crimes committed by political party A that subsequently got political party A into power in the first place.

Following their questionable 2022 midterm election victory, the GOP-controlled House commenced investigationgate against Democrats for accusations of election fraud, Hunter Biden’s Laptop, the war in Ukraine among a plethora of other previously planted mass-media conspiracies.

by Bobtom March 28, 2023

investibate

The act of investigating a pornography site in order to determine it's quality (usually through masturbation).

"Give me the URL of that site, I'll investibate it later."

by cantstopwontstoppp April 16, 2009

Incestable

A blood relative with enough beauty to warrant serious contemplation of sexual relations.

I haven't seen my cousin Jessica since we were kids...fuck me running - she's incestable!

by Alison Chaynes May 22, 2009

Investmenting

1. The act of purchasing investments.

Microsoft did some major "investmenting" in 2009, to the tune of over $30 billion.

by bill gates investmenting123 December 3, 2010

Investigoogle

Using a search engine (primarily but not exclusively Google) or Wikipedia to investigate or research any topic for any purpose. Often used to satisfy office trivia.

"My computer doesn't work. We can either log a call, get a reference and wait about for hours or give me two minutes to investigoogle that error message."

by JodesterG December 9, 2009