Interview Sex

A formal meeting in person, where facts or statements are elicited from another, superseded by a random sexual encounter.

I had Interview Sex with that recruiter Ana from the bank.

by Toninho November 29, 2011

Self-Interview

Conversation style where one person speaks by phrasing a questing in a simple yes/no format, and answering their own question with rapid-fire response. This style is made popular by professional and collegiate coaches during press conferences, and has surfaced in the corporate world. In the latter scenario, this conversation method is employed by people of lower IQ who lack confidence in their ability. True masters of this method will deploy their own third-person reference.

Suzy: Do these pants make me look fat? No. Did I spend too much? To be truthful, yes. Will I score tonight? Definitely.

Tiffanie: Does Tiffanie care about Suzy's self-interview? No. Does Tiffanie wish Suzy would STFU? Yes.

by Pale Rider August 28, 2007

the interview

movie depicting the assassination of kim jong un by the cia

kim jong un: hey guys lets hack sony
*sony hacked*
sony: ok guys we give up, we are canceling the interview

by northkoreaisbestkorea December 24, 2014

intervesting

Internet investing - investing of one's money with an investment company on the internet or online as opposed to sitting in an office with an investment adviser.

I found it so interesting that I was able to buy my mutual funds online today, Internet investing is so easy. I think intervesting is for me!

by theWebNut May 9, 2016

intervided

Intervided: Definition
When you destroy someone and intervide them because they are garbage and is a newgen

Bro, I just intervided this dumb random hes so bad!

by cannedpotato123s July 9, 2022

phone interview

Like a regular job interview, but conducted over the phone. Usually used by big companies such as Google to weed out first, second, and sometimes third round applicants before an actual onsite interview. Typically conducted on the toilet, on the floor, or at a small, lonely desk with a little lamp, and with much apprehension. Given the lack of visual feedback between applicant and interviewer, phone interviews typically lead to many awkward pauses, interruptions, and unfinished sentences.

a typical phone interview:

*ring ring ring*

Hello?
Hello?
Hi!
This is ...
Hi!
Chad, from Goo...
Hi Chad!
...gle.

by dkawry December 23, 2010

Interview With The Vampire

The first movie of Anne Rice's Vampire Chronicles to be made, and by far the best.

"Your bodies dying, pay no attention...happens to us all.."

by DemonKyoto January 12, 2004