instaslut

Someone who will follow thousands of strangers on Instagram just to get a couple hundred followers in return.

Bob: Why in the world would someone follow thousands of boring people on Instagram?
Joe: Dude, that's an instaslut. They will follow anyone.

by jakeurbandictionary March 2, 2014

instaslut

a girl who immediately starts acting like a hoe wen they meet a guy who they have a rare obsessive craving over; i. e. hooking up with two craved guys at once / putting ur hand down his pants before even waving hello -- normally doesnt act like a hofosho

wow yo tessa acts like such an instaslut wenever she talks about jude law

by theczarofvodkania March 14, 2010

Instablista

Burning yourself with something so hot that it instantly becomes a blister.

*burns self with caramel from caramel apple getting an instant blister* HOLY POO I GOT AN INSTABLISTA!!!

by TayNation July 11, 2010

Instaclunge

Having a one night stand with a women you are not committed to

I wouldn't go out with her but she would be a nice bit of Instaclunge

by megaownage December 16, 2010

Instacunt

Person who shamelessly displays their mundane and non-contributory existence on instagram with a view that their most basic life skills, such as sourcing food, clothing or shelter, are somehow relevant to anyone outside of their immediate proximity who is not dependent on their ability to source food, clothing or shelter.

Another instagram post of an egg or a hat from a brittle-soul instacunt who needs a "safe place" like their parents' basement to lie to the world that their unearned views are valid and their life has meaning beyond being potential cannon fodder.

by Eckhart Tollroad May 25, 2020

Instaslut

what happens when you're around an insanely hot guy who has some combination of sexy traits; they often have a badass attitude. You know they're so wrong, but that makes it so right....you can't control yourself around them at all and BAM! instaslut. it's hard to explain but you'll know it when you feel it ;)

EX 1:
girl a: I saw Jude Law the other day!!!
girl b: omg and?
girl a: i talked to him. his accent and his body and his attitude....mmmm....I couldn't control myself!
girl b: that's the instaslut effect for you!

EX 2:
guy a: dude, my gf broke up with me.

guy b: aw man what happened
guy a: we were at this party and this douche started flirting with her....she went instaslut.

by notahofosho March 14, 2010

instabust

When something so good happens you cant help but creaming your pants instantly.

Man when Sean Dockery hit that 3 as time expired over VT, the whole stadium instabusted!

by The Real Nard Dog March 27, 2011