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infidelicious

How food tastes when eaten in front of someone whose religion forbids them from eating that food.
Hey Achmad, this pork butt is infidelicious. Too bad you can't have any.
by I'm disgruntled September 25, 2006
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Self Inflicted Situation

An event or happening of regrettable proportions.

Also knows as S.I.S.
I know man, that was definitely a self inflicted situation.
by Tcoch#33 August 21, 2010
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infident

Infinitely confident.
Having infinite belief or assurance.
When you are describing your goals and achievements, be direct and be infident.
by Ha Ba March 2, 2015
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Self Inflicted Insomnia

Also know as SII. Self Inflicted Insomnia is a basic lack of sleep caused by your own boredom and lack of interest in sleep. People with Self Inflicted Insomnia could sleep if they so desired, but they don't care to, so they stay up as long as possible, sometimes for days.

A person with SII doesn't necessarily need a reason to stay up. Usually people with this disorder spend their time on the internet, even if there is nothing to do. They'd rather stare at a wall than close their eyes.
Person 1: I never see you log off, do you ever sleep?
Person 2: No, I have Self Inflicted Insomnia.

Person 1: So you can't sleep? That sucks.
Person 2: I just don't want to, plus my cat is making cute faces at me.
by iproxii June 24, 2011
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masturbatory infidelity

Cheating on your right hand by whacking off with your left hand. Whether it be due to feeling like you're getting some strange or because you are seduced by your left hand wearing a sexy glove or mitten,it's still cheating.
I fell victim to masturbatory infidelity in a moment of weakness. I saw that sexy Dora the Explorer band-aid on my left thumb and couldn't help myself.
by wolfbait51 June 4, 2011
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self-inflicted orgasm

Johnny suffered from a self-inflicted orgasm. Or rather, he didn't suffer at all.
by inothernews April 8, 2010
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low dog infidel

ALL ISLAMIC MUSLIM FILTH ARE LOW DOG INFIDELS AND UNCLEAN AND MUST DIE!!!
by SATAN'S INFIDEL April 14, 2017
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