Intesticle

When your balls are inside out

I cant nut why because i have intesticles

by Gog765 November 21, 2018

Investicles

What someone has when they make risky investments.

Bob is a dick on the golf course, but he's got real investicles.

by Shawarma123456765432 January 28, 2010

Investicles

Having the guts or balls to put all of your money in one or a few investments knowing you will either lose it all or get paid

That student who put most of his money in Ford must have serious investicles.

Everyone thought I was an idiot for putting most of my money in Ford but I had good information, insight, and investicles to make the move. I got paid for putting most of my money in Ford.

by HighNetWorth April 6, 2010

Investicles

nounBelonging to one whose testicles become invested in a woman. This usually means he will be hard to reach as his time is now taken by his girlfriend, and he wishes to protect his investment. He will ignore his friends, lie about what he his doing, where he's at, be less willing to take risk. Putting all the eggs in one basket.

He hasn't answered his phone since they started dating.

He's got investicles man, he's working to get that pussy.

by Atom Ekwillz Adam May 8, 2013

incesticles

when you smash your testicles into your little sisters face while tryin tto fuk her

my little sister ate my food so i gave her my incesticles

by incest man September 12, 2017

Infesticle

A testicle that has an infection

Johnny just got a vasectomy and it infected. He has an infesticle the size of a grapefruit.

by ruqkus June 8, 2023

intesticle distress

A generalized pain "down there" that a horny guy feels when in the company of one or more attractive females whom he'd like to be intimate with.

There is no known treatment/cure for intesticle distress, although the sharp aching and other more severe symptoms can often be dulled somewhat by totally "relieving the pressure" --- either by having a long period of hot 'n' heavy intercourse with someone or by simply "spanking the monkey" till you're completely "drained" --- right beforehand, so that your guy-junk will be totally weak and exhausted for a while, and so even a strong emotional desire for female flesh will not spur much if any embarrassing/awkward physical reaction between your legs while any of the desirable gals in question are in close proximity with you.

by QuacksO April 23, 2018